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Audrina Patridge in Funky Boots
Audrina Patridge attended an MTV event in this short black dress with tall black boots and I’m not at all happy about it. The problem, you see, is not that Audrina’s dress is short or that her boots are tall, but the fact that together they show very little skin. Audrina Patridge has to realize that the bread and butter of her “fame” is her sexy body. If she covers it up, why will we want to waste our time on her. She looks good, but I see lots of room for improvement here.
Kim Kardashian Shoot
Kim Kardashian really does very little in life, except for self-promotion. It’s not like she has a real job or anything. Since we all know and accept that, here are some behind the scenes pictures from her latest photoshoot with Cosmo magazine. But hey, everyone has a purpose in life. Kim Kardashian’s main job/purpose is looking good, and she’s good at that. My job just so happens to be the never ending and thankless job of being a blogger. I’m not sour. At least it looks like Kim Kardashian has a great life.
Joanna Krupa?
I think bikini model Joanna Krupa is still on “Dancing with the Stars,” but it’s still pretty early. Besides, I have yet to see her dance so maybe she’s pretty good, or maybe not. I’d guess that Joanna would be a decent dancer since most models tend to have better than average flexibility. You know, from nailing the photographers working out and staying in great shape. These pics show Joanna Krupa grabbing a bite in West Hollywood at Katsuya, and I almost did not recognize her with all these clothes on.
Holly Madison Taps That
Holly Madison has no problem tapping a keg at the Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas. The ease at which she slid that tap right into the hole was remarkable, almost professional. And the fact that she did it in official German beer girl garb makes it even better. I’m making it hotter by imagining that she’s going commando, which is probably is reality. But Holly looks right at home. In fact, I’m willing to bet that Holly Madison likes her men with beer in one hand and a sausage in the other.
Kristin Cavallari has Great Legs
I know not everyone likes Kristin Cavallari, but she’s not as bad as you probably think. I’ve heard that the people surrounding Kristin think she’s one of the nicest people on ”The Hills” cast. Of course, I don’t know if that’s saying very much. So say what you want about her attitude, but Kristin Cavallari has recently taken her looks to a whole new level. I don’t know what it is that she’s doing, but Kristin is starting to look better and better. Take these photos, for example. Kristin Cavallari’s legs are smoking!
Kim’s Got G-ass
It just amazes me that Kim Kardashian gets so much attention for doing absolutely nothing except looking good and having that big ole wagon that she’s draggin’. But what can we really say? These photos of Kim Kardashian pumping her own gas show a sexy woman with one hell of a butt. Look at that hot thing! Those kickin’ curves are just sick. Kim uses these tight black pants to let us know she’s still got an amazing asset back there. And that she can handle a black hose. Like we forgot.
Mariah Carey at The Palms
Mariah Carey put on quite a show in Las Vegas over the weekend, or so I hear. I like some of her music (I guess), but I’m still a little disgruntled over her marriage last year. I think we could have hit some real high notes together, at least for a few minutes. But that’s in the past (for now). These photos are of Mariah Carey performing at The Pearl at the Palms Casino. I have to admit that I’ve always liked the Palms, but these coconuts are outstanding!
Katy Perry Needs to Unleash
Katy Perry is still doing the fashion thing in Paris, but she’s back to her clown-like eye makeup. But that’s cool because she’s showing off some major top shelf assets! Okay, somebody get Hugh Hefner on the horn because he needs to scrap anyone else that he has lined up and call in singer Katy Perry for a tell-all, show-all centerfold special. This chick has got to have some super sexcapades that we need to hear about. Just make sure it comes out in time for Christmas because Santa has a north pole she needs to slide down!
Paris is Tight
Phtotographers caught up with Paris Hilton when she was out on the town recently. These photos show a little more than Paris likely hoped for, but you never know when it comes to Paris Hilton. It looks like she’s a border line flower child today. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Sure, she’s rich, but she’s trash, too. That snatch snack looks pretty creamy.
Jessica Simpson at 8th Annual Smiles Gala
The 29 year old Jessica Simpson is not just filiming her new reality shoe, “The Price of Beauty,” she’s also opening up about her love life. Actress Jessica Simpson says she wants her next boyfriend to be “artistic.” The singer, who has dated singer John Mayer and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and was once married to Nick Lachey, tells the press exactly what she is looking for in a man.
“I definitely love a spiritual man — somebody that is going to always inspire me. I don’t want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … people that will always keep me intrigued,” she says. “And, you know, I love artistic men — somebody that really understands their art. I like a confidant man.”
It’s Britney, Bitch
Friday is not typically trash day, but here are some photos of Britney Spears wearing her cut-off short shorts. But hell, why not, the weather is great this time of year in LA. Just look at these hired goons Britney has to protect her. Where does someone like Britney Spears find these guys? I’m sure she her agent handles it. They used to have to keep adoring fans from smothering her, but now they try to keep the hecklers at bay. Not a bad outfit and looking nice, Britney, but lose the moon boots.
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