We’re Glad to Have Charlize Theron Back

The impossibly beautiful actress has two new films coming in 2012!

Charlize is a High-Octane Beauty

Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron was spotted by paparazzi this week while pumping her own gas in L.A. How cool is it that a woman who looks like this can do chores for herself? Here’s Charlize in the latest issue of Elle Russia.

Charlize Theron is Still Hot

Man, Charlize Theron seems more and more hotter to me every time I see her. At the 36th Gala Tribute in New York, Charlize wore a simple black dress, but the actress still looked nice and sexy. I had a major thing for her after the Italian Job, and she was voted sexiest woman alive at least once. That makes it safe to say Charlize Theron will always be incredibly hot! Hit the jump to see all of the beautiful Charlize Theron!

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Charlize Theron is topless – Celebslam Hilary Duff’s ass in spandex – Celebrity Odor More hotness from the premiere of Benjamin Button – Socialite Life Christina Aguilera has a new fragrance – Hollywire Pamela Anderson nude in Ocean Drive – Celeb Gossipz Audrina Patridge does LA Direct – Anything Hollywood Paris Hilton inflatable boobs – Liquid Generation Jessica Biel TOPLESS – Egotastic!

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Get ready for it!  A Friends movie coming soon! – HollyWire Kate Beckinsale grabs her husband’s crotch – Geno’s World Hilary Duff looking great on MTV’s TRL – HQ Celebrity Charlize Theron might be pregnant! – WWTDD Ashlee Simpson’s breasts are getting bigger! – Egotastic Scarlett Johansson is on the new Cosmopolitan – Just Jared Britney Spears is still banging Adnan – Celebslam Amy Winehouse is still a whack job in my book – Anything Hollywood

Charlize Theron at the Hancock Movie Premiere in Paris

Charlize Theron has been voted one of the sexiest women alive and it’s easy to see. Charlize took time out of her busy schedule to attend the Hancock movie premiere in Paris. I’m really looking forward to seeing this movie and not just because Will Smith is a good actor. It’s a movie about a guy drunk off his ass! I mean come on who wouldn’t want to see a super hero drinking booze all the time and rip a city apart due to his drunkenness? I’m gonna try and sneak me a couple of flasks of whiskey in the theater and see how drunk I can get by the end of the movie!

Charlize Theron at Christian Dior 2009 Cruise Collection

When a celebrity like Charlize Theron comes out wearing an outfit as hideous as this one, what do you say? I am at a loss for words that would adequately describe how I feel about how horrible this outfit she’s wearing really is. Who would have thought Charlize Theron, Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive, would have come out resembling Barney or a Purple People Eater? I quit… there just isn’t anything more to say about Charlize’s dress disaster!

Charlize Theron is Esquire’s “Sexiest Woman Alive”

Charlize Theron is no “Monster,” but she has won an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a Screen Actors Guild award, and now this -Esquire magazine’s “sexiest woman alive!” Former winners of the title include Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson. Charlize talked with Esquire about growing up on a farm, her political interests and her work, including her latest movie, “In the Valley of Elah,” a murder mystery set among U.S. troops newly returned from Iraq. “I wanted to make the movie precisely because it evades formulas about guilt,” the 32-year-old actress said. “I’m drawn to ambiguity.”

Just the Thought of Paris Having Kids

What’s this you ask, Paris having kids? As in Paris Hilton? That’s right. And this rich bitch always gets whats she wants! In a recent interview with Elle Magazine, Paris blurted out, “I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.” I wonder if she’s got a man in mind or if she’s just going to rub those comforters from the Hilton all over her until she gets pregnant. Yuk! By the way, this shot of Charlize Theron was only used to portray my thoughts on Paris having kids. In no way were the names changed to protect the innocent. Besides, since when has Paris been innocent!

Charlize Theron Bikini Photos from Belize

  It’s a bird, it’s a plane, its … Charlize Theron and her punk-ass boyfriend in Belize. Sorry for the false alarm. Charlize and her short, pudgy beau made the trek to South America recently and were captured having a ball down by the river. In California, the beaches are a big deal. Apparently in Belize, rivers are trendy… or maybe not so trendy. Sometimes it’s cool to not be cool. What’s she being here? Confused.  More Charlize Theron Photos.

Charlize Theron Photos

I think it’s a good time to glance over some pictures of the Academy Award winning actress Charlize Theron. You probably know that Charlize grew up in South Africa and was a fashion model prior to becoming a full-fledge actress. But, did you know that at the age of fifteen Charlize witnessed the death of her abusive, alcoholic father. That’s right, her mother shot him in self-defense when he attacked her.

Charlize Theron Pictures

Charlize Theron has become a hot topic and has found herself in a variety of roles in a rather short period of time. In case you’re not aware, this incredibly talented actress began her career as a model in her native South Africa. She worked in the fashion capitols of Milan and Paris before finding her way to the U.S. Now, it’s also been rumored that Charlize, the winner of, Hollywood’s Best Leg’s, will play Anna Nicole Smith in a future movie about Anna’s life.   

Charlize Theron the Next Anna Nicole?

Anna Nicole Smith's body is not even in the ground yet and Hollywood is already planning a feature film biopic about her life. Their choice to play the ex-stripper from Texas looks to be no other than Charlize Theron. Hell, you couldn't make up a life story like Anna's. Studios are falling over themselves to pay tribute to this most interesting woman. There are a number of actresses earmarked to play Anna, with Charlize the favorite. Now let's recall that Anna Nicole Smith was one step away on the mental ladder from having to wear floaties in the bathtub, so let's not pretend that just because she died she's Marilyn Monroe, which by the way Theron has already played.