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Tila Tequila Shows Her Breasts…Again…

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I can not tell which one is more popular at this moment, Tila Tequila or her big, fake breasts. Here they both come out for an appearance at the ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Awards (really, more awards?), and for fake breasts, they definitely draw my attention away from Tila. I’m pretty sure that’s what she’s going for anyway. Let’s face it, who really actually cares about Tila Tequila? It’s really easy to forget about Tila, but she does a good job of turning the spotlight back onto herself, especially when she brings POW! and BAM!  out to play. Perhaps one day Tila’s few minutes of fame will be over and both her and her breasts will disappear into obscurity! Someday.

Tori Spelling Needs a Meal

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I was really never one to find Tori Spelling extremely hot when she was on 90210, but I did enjoy her nice body. Now, instead of making out with Tori when I saw her, I would take the actress to some all-you-can-eat buffet and force her to eat two or three platefuls. Tori’s hot body is now looking quite emaciated, but those fake breasts are still there in all their bikini clad glory. Tori Spelling has taken the skinny thing a bit too far, what do you think?

Hit the jump to see more of the skinny Tori Spelling in a bikini!

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Audrina Patridge in Mexico Wearing a Bikini

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Audrina Patridge definitely has fake breasts. These bikini pictures show them off in full detail. They look just like fleshy melons stuck to Audrina’s chest. I’m not sure of the exact draw of getting breasts that look like these, but it won’t stop me from looking. If you’re gonna get implants at least make them look real. That way people like me would be actually interested. But don’t get me wrong, I’d totally play with Audrina Patridge and her breasts any day! Audrina definitely has a bikini body worth my time.

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Audrina Patridge at Fila’s Launch Party

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Audrina Patridge shows up at some of the most random events sometimes. This time Audrina was present for the launch of Fila’s Fall 2009 collection. Who decides who gets invited and who shows up to these events? Now, I love Audrina as much as anyone can love fake breasts and who knows what else, but she always looks hot enough for me to start drooling. This doesn’t mean I won’t make a pass at Audrina Patridge…Lord knows I’d hit that!

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