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Lily Allen Can Fist Herself
Lily Allen really is quite the talent! Seriously, just look at her showing off her unique talent and skill during a recent interview. Luckily for Lily, this wasn’t the “Late Show with David Letterman,” so she can still get on Stupid Human Tricks!
Groundhog’s Day Dream – I Shot Phil!
So today is Groundhog’s Day, right? Well, listen to this shit. I did some looking around a found Punxsutawney Phil’s ex old lady, Phillis. Turns out, Phil and his ex were a real hot item at one time, but when he beat Phillis out for the starting position on Groundhog’s Day job, things went sour. Anyway, here’s the dirt. Phillis told me all this just before she hired me to off Phil. At first I didn’t think she was serious because she was drinking, but it turns out she has one hell of a cold heart.
So get this, at the buttcrack of dawn this morning I’m set up 150 yards from the…
Chuck Norris Facts
No matter what time of the day it is, if you want a good laugh this will sure do it! Check out these facts about Chuck Norris and why he is a legend!
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