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Heidi Montag and Her Mexico Bikini Photos
Heidi Montag and her new husband Douche Bag…err Spencer Pratt (I know, that joke was completely original) went back to Mexico to document their fake wedding and have people watch them have a honeymoon. It’s a shame some people are such attention whores. Heidi did impress me however with her “candid” bikini photos. I never knew Heidi had a body like that, and she wastes it on Spencer! Almost makes me wish that I liked Heidi Montag so I could say something clever and lewd about her, but I know Spencer would sue my ass off!
Heidi Montag Likes Spike TV
Heidi Montag visits Spike TV and I don’t have a clue as to why. And honestly, I don’t even care. The only reason I write about Heidi at all is because she looks good in photos and provides plenty of opportunities to poke fun at her and her “music career.”
Enjoy these pics of Heidi, regardless of whether or not you’re a fan!
Heidi Montag Maxim Photos
Just when you thought Heidi Montag was as useless as a freezer during an Alaskan winter, the guys at Maxim sign her up for her very own Maxim photo spread. Her only real talent may be walking around wearing bikinis and lingerie, but she is absolutely making it work for her! It’s so funny that it’s actually working.
Heidi is as lame as Paris Hilton, who was famous for nothing until she finally became famous for something. I’m still not sure what that was…
Heidi Montag Once Again In A Bikini
When I saw these pictures of Heidi Montag in a bikini, once again, I couldn’t help but think of all the other times we’ve seen similar pics. It seems every time she’s mentioned here on NewsToob it’s always because she’s flashing her goodies in a skimpy bikini.
Now I know you probably don’t believe me so that’s why I’m going to provide the proof. Example 1, example 2, example 3, example 4, and if that isn’t enough, here’s another. Don’t get me wrong, we aren’t complaining — and I doubt you are either!
Heidi Montag So Confuses Me
Well, it seems evident after the last episode of The Hills that Heidi and Lauren are definitely not going to be friends any more, right? Unless of course you read Blender magazine’s new article on wannabe pop star Heidi Montag, who says the person we know as Heidi on The Hills is just a character she plays. Say what?!
Ms. Heidi Montag says of her life on reality TV:
“I’m just glad I don’t have to deal with all the drama. I mean, it’s fun to watch, but I’m glad it’s not my life. I’m actually a drama-free person.”
A drama-free person huh? Sure, we believe that! She’s all about being in front of the camera as much as possible, just take a look at the video her and her fiance filmed.
Heidi Montag and Fiance Make A Video
The world may not really care for them, but that’s not going to stop reality “star” Heidi Montag and fiance Spencer Pratt from doing what they do best – getting more face time with America anyway they can. The couple was spotted in Malibu shooting scenes for Heidi’s new music video. That is going to be pure gold. I’m sure.
Although the pair doesn’t seem to be the smartest in Hollywood, Spencer having Heidi roll around on the beach in a bikini was a good idea for a video.
Heidi Montag Bikini Pics – Is She on Baywatch Now?
Heidi Montag pull out her can and heads straight for the beach — just as if she was on Baywatch and running beside the biggest can carrier of them all — Pamela Anderson! However, instead of sporting the typical Baywatch-red bikini, Heidi goes with hot pink, but sticks with the yellow truck!
As flaky as she may be, she does have a nice little body!
Heidi Montag Girls Gone Wild Bikini Pics
In case you’ve wanted to see more photos of Heidi Montag walking along the beach in a bikini, here you go. Now, why again is she famous? Can’t really say, but let’s evaluate what she’s got that could possibly make her a celebrity.
Blonde hair, check, totally fake breasts, check, hardly any clothes, check, no talent, check — well hell, she could be a celebrity!
Heidi Montag Patriotic Bikini Pics
Heidi Montag shows her support for the United States of America in this “Stars and Stripes” bikini and she ambles along the California coast. What better way to enjoy her independence this month than to show that she is proud to be an American?
Because in America, you can be anything you want to be! Heidi has proven that! However, I’m not all that sure what Heidi Montag has made of herself…
Heidi Montag Beach Photos
Well, it appears Heidi Montag was “caught” by the paparazzi on the beach once again. Each time I see this girl she’s just strolling down the beach in a bikini without a care in the world. It’s like Heidi gives the photographers a “heads up” so they can have their tripods set up down the beach and waiting for her.
After all, if it weren’t for these photos, would we really even mention her here?
Heidi Montag Gets Engaged – Bikini Pictures
According to US Magazine, Heidi Montag and her boyfriend Spencer Pratt have gotten engaged. I should mix this post in between some really hot bikini pictures because I doubt anyone really cares she got engaged. I know I don’t. We know she got her breasts done and that is the only reason we’re posting this.
Come to think of it I don’t know much about Heidi, if anything at all. Oh well, for those of you who do, there are many more pics after the jump!
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