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Heidi Montag Preps for Miss Universe
So Heidi Montag thinks she can dance? We shall see. These photos were taken at Heid’s dance rehearsal for the 2009 Miss Universe Beauty Pageant. Hopefully, her dancing career will go much better than her singing career. Even as a say that, I’m not sure that her success or failture even matters. Heidi Montag seems to land on her feet no matter what she does. I think that really is the power of God. Even though Heidi Montag has a dancer’s body, I just hope she can stay on her feet for this performance. Check out those moves!
Heidi Montag in Playboy
The Heidi Montag Playboy pictures have arrived (*yawn*). We have all been on the edge of our seats just waiting for this monumental day. Not. Devout Christian and attention whore Heidi Montag does appear on the cover and in the pages of Playboy, but the psudo-celebrity does not show a damn thing. In fact, we typically see more of Heidi when she parades around on the beach in her assortment of little bikinis. Heidi’s non-nude photos don’t surprise me at all because in the past she got paid to do nothing on “The Hills.” And once again, Hugh Hefner paid her $500,000 to do, well, nothing. And we didn’t even get to see the hills.
Heidi Montag and Her Mexico Bikini Photos
Heidi Montag and her new husband Douche Bag…err Spencer Pratt (I know, that joke was completely original) went back to Mexico to document their fake wedding and have people watch them have a honeymoon. It’s a shame some people are such attention whores. Heidi did impress me however with her “candid” bikini photos. I never knew Heidi had a body like that, and she wastes it on Spencer! Almost makes me wish that I liked Heidi Montag so I could say something clever and lewd about her, but I know Spencer would sue my ass off!
Heidi Montag’s Music Video is Amazing
And when I say Heidi Montag’s latest music video is amazing, I really mean that it blows horribly, kind of like Heidi herself. OK, that was hitting below the belt, but just below. I really do think that everyone in this world has a purpose in life. Until now, I never really new what Heidi was meant to teach us all, but now I know!
Through all of misfortunes that Heidi Montag has gone, the girl has refused to ever give up. I know what you’re thinking: How could anyone go on after one miserable flop after another. And another. At some point you would have to be like “it can’t get any worse.” Well, it can. And it has. But Heidi goes on, she never gives up and neither should you!
Check out the actual Heidi Montag Music Videoafter the jump and be amazed! The girl is a machine! And I find it interesting that the song is titled, Overdosin’.
Heidi Montag Bikini Pictures Even Annoy Me
Heidi Montag is another celebrity that just seems to annoy the shit out of me. I really don’t know what it is. Maybe it’s the fact the she is just so fake and always has to put on a show for the cameras.
I really need to make a list of the most annoying celebrities and post it here. Heidi would probably be one of the top ones, right next to Paris Hilton!
Heidi Montag Shops Like a Diva in LA
It’s been a while since we’ve showcased the “talented” Heidi Montag around here, but here are some photos of the celebrity shopping in Los Angeles. I don’t really know what Heidi was shopping for — maybe it’s one of those $2200 Louis Vuitton bags like Ashlee Simpson has. Whatever it may be, I’m sure Spencer Pratt is the guy taking all these photos.
Actually, summer is coming up, so Heidi is probably shopping for four or five new bikinis to feature this summer. Last summer she was a one woman bikini parade!
Heidi Montag Maxim Photos
Just when you thought Heidi Montag was as useless as a freezer during an Alaskan winter, the guys at Maxim sign her up for her very own Maxim photo spread. Her only real talent may be walking around wearing bikinis and lingerie, but she is absolutely making it work for her! It’s so funny that it’s actually working.
Heidi is as lame as Paris Hilton, who was famous for nothing until she finally became famous for something. I’m still not sure what that was…
Heidi Montag Once Again In A Bikini
When I saw these pictures of Heidi Montag in a bikini, once again, I couldn’t help but think of all the other times we’ve seen similar pics. It seems every time she’s mentioned here on NewsToob it’s always because she’s flashing her goodies in a skimpy bikini.
Now I know you probably don’t believe me so that’s why I’m going to provide the proof. Example 1, example 2, example 3, example 4, and if that isn’t enough, here’s another. Don’t get me wrong, we aren’t complaining — and I doubt you are either!
Heidi Montag and Fiance Make A Video
The world may not really care for them, but that’s not going to stop reality “star” Heidi Montag and fiance Spencer Pratt from doing what they do best – getting more face time with America anyway they can. The couple was spotted in Malibu shooting scenes for Heidi’s new music video. That is going to be pure gold. I’m sure.
Although the pair doesn’t seem to be the smartest in Hollywood, Spencer having Heidi roll around on the beach in a bikini was a good idea for a video.
Heidi Montag Bikini Pics – Is She on Baywatch Now?
Heidi Montag pull out her can and heads straight for the beach — just as if she was on Baywatch and running beside the biggest can carrier of them all — Pamela Anderson! However, instead of sporting the typical Baywatch-red bikini, Heidi goes with hot pink, but sticks with the yellow truck!
As flaky as she may be, she does have a nice little body!
Heidi Montag Girls Gone Wild Bikini Pics
In case you’ve wanted to see more photos of Heidi Montag walking along the beach in a bikini, here you go. Now, why again is she famous? Can’t really say, but let’s evaluate what she’s got that could possibly make her a celebrity.
Blonde hair, check, totally fake breasts, check, hardly any clothes, check, no talent, check — well hell, she could be a celebrity!
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