Heidi Montag Photos and News

Heidi Montag’s Boots are Back

October 29th, 2009 • 0 comments

Heidi Montag breaks out her big black boots again and I’m really digging her look. Sure, the boots scream dominatrix, but the combination of the pink top with the black skirt and boots make for a nice looking Heidi. These pics were taken after Heidi Montag finished filming a scene with “The Hills” costar Audrina Patridge. What did the scene entail, you ask? They talked gossip, of course!

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Heidi Montag in Tall Boots

October 19th, 2009 • 0 comments

Heidi Montag's tall boots scream "hooker"

Heidi Montag’s new boots scream hooker, but I don’t have a problem with this leggy look. Sure, Heidi is a talentless, brainless hack with a nice little body, but that’s her deal. I have come to accept that Heidi looks good and acts (maybe not) dumb. Besides, we all know that Heidi Montag could never really be a streetwalker with her high moral standards. But my moral standards are much lower, so I’d like to knock those boots.

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Heidi Montag Preps for Miss Universe

August 21st, 2009 • 0 comments

Heidi Montag Pictures from Her Miss Universe Dance Rehearsal.

So Heidi Montag thinks she can dance? We shall see. These photos were taken at Heid’s dance rehearsal for the 2009 Miss Universe Beauty Pageant. Hopefully, her dancing career will go much better than her singing career. Even as a say that, I’m not sure that her success or failture even matters. Heidi Montag seems to land on her feet no matter what she does. I think that really is the power of God. Even though Heidi Montag has a dancer’s body, I just hope she can stay on her feet for this performance. Check out those moves!

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Heidi Montag in Playboy

August 13th, 2009 • 0 comments

Heidi Montag picture from Playboy magazine.

The Heidi Montag Playboy pictures have arrived (*yawn*). We have all been on the edge of our seats just waiting for this monumental day. Not. Devout Christian and attention whore Heidi Montag does appear on the cover and in the pages of Playboy, but the psudo-celebrity does not show a damn thing. In fact, we typically see more of Heidi when she parades around on the beach in her assortment of little bikinis. Heidi’s non-nude photos don’t surprise me at all because in the past she got paid to do nothing on “The Hills.” And once again, Hugh Hefner paid her $500,000 to do, well, nothing. And we didn’t even get to see the hills.

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Heidi Montag in a Bikini

May 1st, 2009 • 0 comments

Heidi Montag took time out of her honeymoon in Mexico to model a bikini for the camera. I know publicity would be exactly what I want on my honeymoon, but nothing surprises me with this couple anymore. Heidi definitely still has a good looking body, especially for a bikini. Too bad that the reality star is linked to that douchebag. It completely makes her not hot. Maybe Heidi Montag will end up doing Playboy. Naked photos may be the only really exciting thing she does for a long time.

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Heidi Montag at The Hills Finale

December 24th, 2008 • 0 comments

Heidi Montag made her appearance at the festivities for the season finale of The Hills. Even though Heidi is with that annoying douchebag and such, I think her and Audrina run neck and neck for the hottest chick on the show (they both fake anyway). If I’m gonna suffer through an episode, I’d like to at least see Heidi naked once. Anyway, here are some decent photos of Heidi Montag that are ruined by her lame “husband.”

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Heidi Montag and Her Mexico Bikini Photos

December 5th, 2008 • 0 comments

Heidi Montag and her new husband Douche Bag…err Spencer Pratt (I know, that joke was completely original) went back to Mexico to document their fake wedding and have people watch them have a honeymoon. It’s a shame some people are such attention whores. Heidi did impress me however with her “candid” bikini photos. I never knew Heidi had a body like that, and she wastes it on Spencer! Almost makes me wish that I liked Heidi Montag so I could say something clever and lewd about her, but I know Spencer would sue my ass off!