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Anna Nicole Stoned – Howard K. Stern the Loser

I can’t think of any bigger loser right now than Howard K. Stern.  He and KFed are running a close race for NewsToob’s #1 Biggest Loser. A new video tape was released showing Anna Nicole clearly stoned out of her mind while Howard sees nothing but $$$ signs flashing before his eyes.

Anna Nicole Smith Doped Up

TMZ reports:

A stunning video shows a barely functional Anna Nicole Smith, stammering and stuttering, as Howard K. Stern rhapsodizes about how much money the clip will be worth.

The tape, which aired Monday night on Greta Van Susteren’s show on FOX News Channel, shows an eight-months pregnant Smith, her face painted like a clown and clearly stoned out of her mind. As she talks to a doll in a baby carriage as if it’s real, Stern repeatedly says, “Is this a mushroom trip?” He then adds, “I’m kidding.”

Another part of the tape shows Smith even more out of it. Stern’s comment: “This footage is worth money.”

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A Year in Review: Kudos to Paris Hilton

Paris HiltonParis Hilton. She is one lucky, rich bitch.  No matter what she does, and what public relations disaster she’s attached to, she always emerges unscathed. She was giggling next to Brandon Davis when he uttered his “firecrotch” (refering to Lindsay Lohan)heard round the world — but only he was condemned by the likes of Howard Stern. She was the one who was exchanging hosiery with Britney Spears in the wee morning hours, but we only noticed Britney’s shame (then again, Brit was the only one panty-less — this time). And she gets arrested for allegedly driving drunk, and yet this former sex-tape star still manages the cover of wholesome “Seventeen.”  Paris Hilton should be called the Teflon Blonde….nothing seems to stick to her!  Maybe Lohan should hire Paris’ publicist.