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Jamie Lynn Spears Is a Mommy

Jamie Lynn Spears welcomed in a little baby girl this morning, Maddie Briann. With all the drama in the Spears’ lives it doesn’t surprise me one bit that Jamie Lynn picked a whacked out name like that for her daughter. Who am I to judge though, I’m sure it will all work out for the best in redneck-land y’all!
People magazine reports:
Just the family was there,” says a source about the birth around 9:30 a.m. at a hospital in Mississippi, near her Louisiana hometown. “Everyone is healthy and happy.”
Well sure everyone is happy and healthy right now, but just wait until little Maddie is all grown up. Auntie Britney will surely show her how to act like a proper lady! Oh how I hope I am still around to see that shit-storm!
The Bitch is Back - Home!

Britney Spears is back home in Kentwood, Louisiana, to watch her baby sister Jamie Lynn Spears give birth. Yee haw! Britney flew down early yesterday morning into New Orleans, then traveled by truck outside of town, then by mule down a timber road, and finally walked the last leg of the trip deep into the woods. And then she was there!
Kidding y’all, she’s rich now — that was so 13 years ago! The Spears family converged on their mansion in Kentwood — and Jamie Lynn is expected to drop the bomb anyday. I’m sure Britney will be dishing plenty of child rearing tips. Ha.
Jamie Lynn Spears Stalked, But Who Cares?
Jamie Lynn Spears‘ stalker and pro paparazzo, Edwin Merino, was arrested last week, but who really cares? The only person really impacted is Merino, who paid $1,143 and was (released on the very same day). If Jamie Lynn had been in an actual state, and not Louisiana, nothing really would happened. Here’s more on the incident from FOX News (in case you were sleeping):
“Authorities in Liberty, a small town in southwest Mississippi near the Louisiana border, said Merino wouldn’t leave the pregnant Spears and her fiance, Casey Aldridge, alone. Merino denied the accusations in a phone interview Wednesday with The Associated Press.
He said that he was about 200 feet (60 meters) away from the couple using a long lens when he was arrested at a gas station….Merino said he had little luck taking pictures of the couple and was preparing to leave the area….”The one picture I got was kind of by luck,” he said. “I got lucky when I saw them at Wal-Mart when I was buying deodorant.”
Jamie Lynn Spears Out Shopping For Groceries
The pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears shops for her own groceries, I’m kind of surprised. I figured she’d have someone to do that for her.
She could have gotten K-Fed out there to do her shopping, he could use a real job I believe!
Britney Spears Does Not Support Jamie Lynn’s Marriage!

The older sister from hell, better known as Britney Spears, refuses to attend Jamie Lynn’s wedding to her boyfriend, Casey Aldridge. Word on the street is that Jamie Lynn asked Britney to be the maid of honor, but Bitchney told her “hell would freeze over” before she would attend the wedding! An insider said:
“When Jamie Lynn asked her, Britney laughed sarcastically down the phone. She told her hell would freeze over before she’d stand as her maid of honor then hung up on her.”
A close friend claims that Britney is still boiling over the fact that she learned of Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy through a magazine article — and is still full of resentment. Britney may be upset, but it’s probably only because she’s having to share the attention now with her baby sister!
Jamie Lynn Spears is a Pregnant Redneck

Now, this probably will not surprise you, but here is the pregnant Jamie Lynn Redneck and her redneck boyfriend and father-to-be, Casey Aldridge. Wasn’t much happening down in their sleepy little Louisiana town – so went to play a couple lotto scratch-offs – but lost that $10 bucks.
Now, it’s time to head on over to the auction barn — everyone gathers up on sale day. Yeehaw!
Jamie Lynn Shit-kicker Photos:
Miley Cyrus Talks About Jamie Lynn Pregnancy

Miley Cyrus has spoken up — and she says she is proud of 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears for the way she is dealing with her pregnancy. Miley says Jamie Lynn, star of “Zoey 101,” has done the everything she can do, and continues:
“We’ve actually been talking. She’s now really excited, so I’m proud of her. I think she’s done the best she can.”
Jamie Lynn Spears Held on Lockdown by Her Mother
While the Spears family was in Los Angeles tending to Britney Spears, pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears is kept “hidden” in the family’s Louisiana home. Jamie Lynn’s grandfather, June Spears, says Lynne Spears is keeping Jamie Lynn low-profile because she is “in denial” over the teen’s pregnancy. Grandpa Spears said:
“Lynne keeps Jamie Lynn hidden. She’s in denial about the pregnancy. She think’s it’s just going to go away, but it’s not. It’s going to get bigger and bigger.”
Could There Be Drama For The Baby’s Mama

How true this may or may not be I’m not really sure, but there’s a rumor stirring around that Lil’ Romeo could be the father of Jamie-Lynn’s unborn child. True or not, this pregnancy really could not have come at a worst time. As if the Spears’ family needed more drama to add to all the shit Britney’s pulled lately.
This story is still in the making so stay tuned for updates! Oh and seriously, I hear Mama Spears is writing a “how-to” book for mothers on how to raise girls. Seriously.
Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant?
I post the latest cover of the National Enquirer not to talk about Katie, Angela, or Heather, but to point out the top headline. Apparently, the Enquirer is alleging that Britney Spears‘ 16-year old sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant.
Is it true? In my opinion, it very well could be! Britney has proved to be a poor role model, so if Jamie is headed down the same road, that spells D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R.
It could be a part of the Britney hype, but I doubt it? Although this “magazine” has published false reports before and has paid huge lawsuits, this one could be on the money!



















