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Well, the first picture of Jessica Alba’s new born baby, Honor Marie, is on the cover of OK! magazine — and for a hefty $1.5 million bucks!  Not a bad payoff in exchange for a few exclusive photos of Honor Marie, which also includes upcoming holidays such as Thanksgiving and Christmas. The baby has already banked more than many of us will make in 30 years! 

It’s a bit strange that celebrities are willing to sell the photos of their children, but then again they are celebrities and they do like the spotlight — otherwise they wouldn’t be in the big show. And hey, everyone likes money, but what kind of price tag would you put on your family’s privacy?

Jessica Alba has always stood out with her beautiful looks, but she never really had much up top, if you know what I mean.  Sure, she’s always had killer abs and awesome legs, but she was never known for being voluptuous. Well things have changed – and for the best, too!  Mommy-hood has treated Jessica and men around the world well!

Let us all take a moment to soak in what Jessica Alba has recently been blessed with… her baby girl of course!  What did you think I was talking about you dirty-minded bastards?

Jessica Alba’s courthouse lack-of-ceremony wedding was a shocker – even for her friends close to the actress. In case you’ve been off the planet the last few days, Jessica married longtime boyfriend Cash Warren on Monday in Beverly Hills, but not even close friends new about the nuptials. A source close to Jessica Alba said:

“Jessica and Cash’s ceremony surprised even good friends. She [used to feel] it would be okay to wait until after the baby was born to get married. But her traditional side must have really kicked in.”

Jessica Alba thinks she can out-stare you. I don’t know if she really can, but you can go head to head with the actress in a video-documented contest if you want. That’s because her boyfriend Cash Warren and  NBA basketball player Baron Davis have started a website called I Beat You, where you can compete with other members in various contest judged via uploaded videos.

With that said, here’s what others have said about Jessica Alba and her involvement with Cash’s new website: 

IDLYITW:Turns out it’s not a slavery fetish site, but something to do with videos. And here’s one of the videos. Of Jessica Alba in a staring contest. A… staring contest. Oh boy, you better bookmark this site now because this is sure to be big. Let’s put one of the hottest pieces of ass in Hollywood in a webcam show and turn her into ceiling cat. Back the truck up, this is sure to be a money making extravaganza!!

Here are a few still photos of Jessica Alba and Mike Myers from their latest movie, “The Love Guru.” In the movie, Mike plays “Pitka” and Jessica is “Jane Bullard.” I’m thinking the movie has got to be funny.

Plot Outline for The Love Guru: 

Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the United States in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: To settle the romantic troubles and subsequent professional skid of a star hockey player, whose wife left him for a rival athlete.