Jessica Simpson Tweets Her Big Mom Tits

The busty blonde is milking her pregnancy for all the attention she can get!

Jessica Simpson Gets in Shape for Her Wedding

There’s another bridal gown in her future, and Jess is determined to look good in it!

Jessica Simpson Tells How She Beats Parking Tickets

Having huge breasts can come in handy, as Jessica Simpson tells People magazine.

Jessica Simpson on Fashion and Food

Jessica Simpson has been battling the bulge ever since “The Dukes of Hazard” wrapped, and her character Daisy Duke hung her shorts out to dry (2009).  But look at her now, Jessica Simpson (age 30) is looking fabulous  and fit.

Jessica’s Christmas Album Tanks

The Grinch is stealing Jessica Simpson’s Christmas this year, as another project has flopped. The blonde singer/actress just released a new Christmas album, but it’s not doing so well. “Happy Christmas” came out November 22, and sold a paltry 10,000 copies in its first week. Ouch! This is just the latest of Jessica’s career failures over the last few years. After a fairly promising start with the hit movie “The Dukes of Hazzard,” Jess starred in “Major Movie Star” and “Blonde Ambition”—both of which went straight to DVD. Then she tried for a career as a country singer, but that didn’t turn out so well, either. Not only did Jessica’s country album flop, she was booed off the stage while opening for Rascal Flatts. At least Jessica’s retail lines, like her bags and bikinis, are flourishing, so she won’t be out in the cold this Christmas.

Jessica Promotes Peace

Blonde Texan Jessica Simpson typifies the wholesome American beauty, and shows she’s willing to give peace a chance in her flag bikini and camouflage pants. We don’t know what she’s campaigning for, but Jess gets our vote!

Jessica is in the Driver’s Seat

Bodaciously busty Jessica Simpson never looked sexier than when she slipped into a pair of Daisy Dukes for the film “The Dukes of Hazzard.” In this scene, she charmed hapless deputy Enos with her pink bikini. Fortunately, she kept it on to get wet and wild washing the General Lee.

Jessica Is No Daisy Duke

The tough part about being an actress playing a very sexy part is that the film will always remain the same—but she won’t. It’s been five years since Jessica Simpson steamed up the screen as Daisy Duke in the film version of “The Dukes of Hazzard,” and she has had her ups and downs in the weight department since then. Jess talked to Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM radio show and discussed those not-so-flattering photos of her that surfaced last year. “I was embarrassed. I didn’t want to show my face. I was touring with the Rascal Flatts at the time and had to get on stage every day and kind of just face it and hope to God I wasn’t wearing an unflattering outfit … Obviously, I didn’t look like Daisy Duke.” Well, Jessica’s “Daisy” was a pretty hard act to follow—especially when she washed the car in that bikini!

Jessica Simpson is Sparkly

Celebrity Jessica Simpson was spotted on her way to the “Chicago” afterparty in New York City and looked great in this sparkly, short dress. The two things that we learned about Jessica from these pictures are, first, that she likes “Chicago” and, two, that all she really has going for her are her looks, which some people even question. But hey, I like Jessica Simpson because even though she has the brain power of a gnat, she’s friendly and I still think she’s pretty hot. Just take a look at those legs. So there! 

Jessica Simpson Photos from Beverly Hills

  Jessica Simpson was spotted in Beverly Hills looking a bit disheveled and all alone. I guess that’s to be expected, but that won’t keep this celebrity from enjoying a great meal at Sur restaurant. Jessica, you know I’m here to help you pick up the pieces. Well, at least for one night.

Ashlee turns 25

Ashlee Simpson Wentz celebrated her 25h birthday over the weekend with sister Jessica Simpson and her punk husband, Pete Wentz. Okay, here is the story as far as I can tell. Jessica Simpson looks fine, but younger sister Ashlee is looking really good to me for some reason. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s the younger sister, or maybe it’s  because she’s a bit taller, has toned legs, and a taunt little butt. I can’t stand Pete Wentz, but I am a little jealous that he gets to put his hands on Ashlee Simpson’s back side. What has the world come to?

Jessica Simpson at 8th Annual Smiles Gala

The 29 year old Jessica Simpson is not just filiming her new reality shoe, “The Price of Beauty,” she’s also opening up about her love life. Actress Jessica Simpson says she wants her next boyfriend to be “artistic.” The singer, who has dated singer John Mayer and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and was once married to Nick Lachey, tells the press exactly what she is looking for in a man. “I definitely love a spiritual man — somebody that is going to always inspire me. I don’t want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … people that will always keep me intrigued,” she says. “And, you know, I love artistic men — somebody that really understands their art. I like a confidant man.”

Jessica is Tipsy

Jessica Simpson has really been hitting the alcohol as of late. These pictures were taken as she left Beso in Hollywood. We saw additional photos of Jessica drunk with sister Ashlee Wentz earlier this week, but at some point the celebrity will realize that she can not drink her troubles away. I usually don’t have a problem mixing alcohol and good looking women when it comes to having a good time, but Jessica Simpson is trying to do something completely different. Not to say that I wouldn’t take complete advantage of an inebriated Jessica Simpson. After all, she is a hottie and drunk.

Could this be Jessica Simpson?

We got to see Jessica Simpson looking quite drunk with sister Ashlee Wentz earlier this week, so maybe the singer and alleged ”actress” is not making the best decisons in life. With that said, could this hottie in the white, wet bikini be super celebrity Jessica Simpson? If so, she definitely deserves a break after the big breakup with TR. I would be hitting the booze and the beach, too. If Jessica Simpson is trolling for another man in this sweet bikini, then she is using the right bait! 

Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Wentz

Jessica Simpson and sister Ashlee Wentz were spotted leaving Katsuya in Hollywood over the weekend and it looks like at least one of these celebrity sisters had a little too much to drink. Any guess on which Simpson sister would turn to drinking at this point in her life? Here’s a tip:  She’s the one that looks tipsy, is having a bad year, and she also has blond hair. Yep, it appears Jessica Simpson and Ashlee shared a little girl time and some alcoholic beverages, but hopefully everything will be ironed out pretty soon. Jessica will find a rich, high-profile, and normal celebrity guy that will love her for the woman that she is someday. The crowd mobbed the pair as they tried to enter their car and Jess showed that Ashlee is not the only one in the family with great legs!

Jessica Simpson Provides Us Some Cleavage

Jessica Simpson hasn’t shown her cleavage in quite a while. At least long enough for me to forget what they looked like. Now that I’ve gotten another glimpse, it’s all coming back to why I love Jessica and her cleavage. Those puppies are definitely nice! I’m not quite sure as to what her career status is given the suckiness of the country album/tour, but I do know one thing, Jessica could definitely make some money with those breasts. Especially when these pictures of Jessica Simpson are from an airport. Think of the possibilities!

Jessica Simpson Cleavage at LAX

Jessica Simpson isn’t all bad. The singer showed off some cleavage at LAX recently. I personally don’t mind Jessica a little bigger because that only makes the good bits a little bigger as well. Which I know makes me and most eveybody else happy. Yes, I know her career is on a downward spiral, and her boyfriend is a questionable football star, but things could always be worse. I mean, Jessica Simpson still has her good looks. Now about remembering your words…

Jessica Simpson Still Has Nice Cleavage

We all know Jessica Simpson has put on some weight. I honestly do not mind because that means one thing… big cleavage! In Jessica’s case, it means even BIGGER cleavage! Tony Romo apparently doesn’t mind because the two of them were seen together recently at the Waverly Inn. Jessica has always looked pretty damn good if you ask me, and I don’t think her weight gain did too much to change that fact. What do you think of Jessica Simpson and her new look? Hit the jump to see more of Jessica Simpson and her cleavage!

Jessica Simpson is Santa’s Helper

It is difficult for me to find any use for Jessica Simpson with her all bundled up like this, but I suppose she is still a good person. My two favorite things about her are all covered up, so it looks like we have to wait until a later date to see her warm, loving heart and her deep intellect. Oh well, we can at least semi-enjoy these photos of Jessica with her latest money-making gimmick, her Fancy fragrance. No really, the fragrance is called Fancy. It is for those nights you take your girl to the taco stand located outside the perimeter of the trailer park. And as luck would have it, Jessica Simpson is promoting it just in time for Christmas!

Goodies!

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