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Jessica Simpson is Santa’s Helper
It is difficult for me to find any use for Jessica Simpson with her all bundled up like this, but I suppose she is still a good person. My two favorite things about her are all covered up, so it looks like we have to wait until a later date to see her warm, loving heart and her deep intellect. Oh well, we can at least semi-enjoy these photos of Jessica with her latest money-making gimmick, her Fancy fragrance. No really, the fragrance is called Fancy. It is for those nights you take your girl to the taco stand located outside the perimeter of the trailer park. And as luck would have it, Jessica Simpson is promoting it just in time for Christmas!
Jessica Simpson Candids in West Hollywood
Jessica Simpson spent a night out on the town recently, and we have the pics to prove it. When I was younger, Jessica was a hot musical goddess. Now she has lip injections, a sadly selling country album, and a boyfriend that chokes at the most important times (in the bedroom?). At least Jessica Simpson has the biggest purse I’ve ever seen. What the hell do you need a purse that big for? Ridiculous! Perhaps if she took off that jacket so I can see the goods then I’d enjoy these pics more. Enjoy these Jessica Simpson photos anyway!
Jessica Simpson Elle Magazine September Issue Pictures
Even though it’s been a while since we’ve seen Jessica Simpson, these pictures from the latest Elle Magazine aren’t impressing me too much. What can I say I’m a hard guy to please! Next time show some of her long legs, impressive cleavage, or any other eye opening feature Jessica Simpson has!
Jessica Simpson Sunny Boob Photos
Jessica Simpson and sister Ashlee Simpson got out for a little fun in the sun on Lake Tahoe and as always the cameras were right there to catch it all! I’m a bit disappointed we’re not seeing the sisters wearing some itsy bitsy bikinis, but what can ya do.
The good thing is Jessica Simpson always loves showing off her massive cleavage. For a minute there I didn’t even realize Ashlee was sitting next to her!
Jessica Simpson Gives Us The View
Damn, this has to be the most clothes I’ve seen Jessica Simpson wear in quite some time. You’d think with the singer/actress being on the television show The View she would have at least wear something more modern. But then again, the show does target an older demographic.
Now I’m going to have to settle for looking at these Brooke Hogan pictures from Maxim – and that really depresses me! Damn you, Jessica Simpson!
Jessica Simpson Dresses to Impress
Jessica Simpson cleans up pretty nice when she wants to have a night on the town. These pictures of her wearing a classy white dress sure catches my eye, and for good reason too. It fits her body like a glove and it looks as if she isn’t wearing a bra which makes it even better!
This is a total turn around from the pictures we saw of Jessica being a dirty girl giving Tony Romo the tongue for his birthday. Is anyone getting a gift like that for their birthday?
Jessica Simpson Photos from Hairdo
Jessica Simpson is so high maintenance! Well, that’s what you would think by looking at these photos of Jessica (pss… i’m sure it’s true!) that were taken while she was “working” on a “Hairdo” promotional.
Jessica looks nice and very, very blonde, but this isn’t the only short shirt we’ve seen her in lately!
Jessica Simpson Avoids An Upskirt Moment
Jessica Simpson may be blonde, but it doesn’t look like she’s as dumb as we all think. She knows you are all watching, waiting for her to slip up and give everyone a nice peek up her skirt. Too bad though, she was smart enough to cover up… unlike certain other trailer park trash we know!
Can You Spot The Blonde Bimbo?
Jessia Simpson Launches Operation “AirSpace”
Jessica Simpson suits up and gets ready for action while participating in Operation MySpace. However, being the clever fellow that I am, I’ve now dubbed Jessica’s mission as Operation AirSpace — you know, that area between her ears that takes up valuable oxygen.
Jessica really is doing a good thing and I’m sure it’s a thrill for the men and women of our armed forces to get to meet a celebrity — even Jessica Simpson – but do you think she even knows what country she’s in?
Jessica Simpson Heads to Kuwait!
Jessica Simpson may be working on a new country album, but she’s also gearing up to to go to Kuwait! And no, it’s not to fight. Jessica is participating in Operation MySpace and will be singing to the troops overseas. Here is what Jessica wrote on her website:
Hey ya’ll. I just wanted to say hi, and let you know that I am hard at work on my country record, and I can’t wait to share it with all of you.
I am heading to Kuwait to do a show for the troops for Operation MySpace, then back in the studio. I love you all and am so blessed by the support and love you show me everyday!! xoxo jess
Jessica is just such a busy-body? She is getting engaged to Tony Tomo, being sued over her fitness video, and now headed overseas. What is next for this ambitous starlet? I don’t know, but hopefully it is not another movie. Please, Jess, do not let it be another movie.
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