Jessica Simpson Photos and News

Ashlee turns 25

Ashlee Simpson photos from her 25th birthday party

Ashlee Simpson Wentz celebrated her 25h birthday over the weekend with sister Jessica Simpson and her punk husband, Pete Wentz. Okay, here is the story as far as I can tell. Jessica Simpson looks fine, but younger sister Ashlee is looking really good to me for some reason. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s the younger sister, or maybe it’s  because she’s a bit taller, has toned legs, and a taunt little butt. I can’t stand Pete Wentz, but I am a little jealous that he gets to put his hands on Ashlee Simpson’s back side. What has the world come to?

Jessica Simpson at 8th Annual Smiles Gala

The 29 year old Jessica Simpson is not just filiming her new reality shoe, “The Price of Beauty,” she’s also opening up about her love life. Actress Jessica Simpson says she wants her next boyfriend to be “artistic.” The singer, who has dated singer John Mayer and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, and was once married to Nick Lachey, tells the press exactly what she is looking for in a man.

“I definitely love a spiritual man — somebody that is going to always inspire me. I don’t want to get bored. I can bore out pretty easily, so I love intellectual men … people that will always keep me intrigued,” she says. “And, you know, I love artistic men — somebody that really understands their art. I like a confidant man.”

Jessica is Tipsy

Jessica Simpson is Drunk

Jessica Simpson has really been hitting the alcohol as of late. These pictures were taken as she left Beso in Hollywood. We saw additional photos of Jessica drunk with sister Ashlee Wentz earlier this week, but at some point the celebrity will realize that she can not drink her troubles away. I usually don’t have a problem mixing alcohol and good looking women when it comes to having a good time, but Jessica Simpson is trying to do something completely different. Not to say that I wouldn’t take complete advantage of an inebriated Jessica Simpson. After all, she is a hottie and drunk.


Could this be Jessica Simpson?

Could this be celebrity hottie Jessica Simpson?

We got to see Jessica Simpson looking quite drunk with sister Ashlee Wentz earlier this week, so maybe the singer and alleged ”actress” is not making the best decisons in life. With that said, could this hottie in the white, wet bikini be super celebrity Jessica Simpson? If so, she definitely deserves a break after the big breakup with TR. I would be hitting the booze and the beach, too. If Jessica Simpson is trolling for another man in this sweet bikini, then she is using the right bait! 

Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Wentz

Celebrity Photo: Jessica Simpson and sister Ashlee Wentz

Jessica Simpson and sister Ashlee Wentz were spotted leaving Katsuya in Hollywood over the weekend and it looks like at least one of these celebrity sisters had a little too much to drink. Any guess on which Simpson sister would turn to drinking at this point in her life? Here’s a tip:  She’s the one that looks tipsy, is having a bad year, and she also has blond hair. Yep, it appears Jessica Simpson and Ashlee shared a little girl time and some alcoholic beverages, but hopefully everything will be ironed out pretty soon. Jessica will find a rich, high-profile, and normal celebrity guy that will love her for the woman that she is someday. The crowd mobbed the pair as they tried to enter their car and Jess showed that Ashlee is not the only one in the family with great legs!

Jessica Simpson Provides Us Some Cleavage

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Jessica Simpson hasn’t shown her cleavage in quite a while. At least long enough for me to forget what they looked like. Now that I’ve gotten another glimpse, it’s all coming back to why I love Jessica and her cleavage. Those puppies are definitely nice! I’m not quite sure as to what her career status is given the suckiness of the country album/tour, but I do know one thing, Jessica could definitely make some money with those breasts. Especially when these pictures of Jessica Simpson are from an airport. Think of the possibilities!

Jessica Simpson Cleavage at LAX

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Jessica Simpson isn’t all bad. The singer showed off some cleavage at LAX recently. I personally don’t mind Jessica a little bigger because that only makes the good bits a little bigger as well. Which I know makes me and most eveybody else happy. Yes, I know her career is on a downward spiral, and her boyfriend is a questionable football star, but things could always be worse. I mean, Jessica Simpson still has her good looks. Now about remembering your words…

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Jessica Simpson Still Has Nice Cleavage

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We all know Jessica Simpson has put on some weight. I honestly do not mind because that means one thing… big cleavage! In Jessica’s case, it means even BIGGER cleavage! Tony Romo apparently doesn’t mind because the two of them were seen together recently at the Waverly Inn. Jessica has always looked pretty damn good if you ask me, and I don’t think her weight gain did too much to change that fact. What do you think of Jessica Simpson and her new look?

Hit the jump to see more of Jessica Simpson and her cleavage!

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Jessica Simpson is Santa’s Helper

Jessica Simpson pettles Fancy at Macy’s in time for Christmas

It is difficult for me to find any use for Jessica Simpson with her all bundled up like this, but I suppose she is still a good person. My two favorite things about her are all covered up, so it looks like we have to wait until a later date to see her warm, loving heart and her deep intellect. Oh well, we can at least semi-enjoy these photos of Jessica with her latest money-making gimmick, her Fancy fragrance. No really, the fragrance is called Fancy. It is for those nights you take your girl to the taco stand located outside the perimeter of the trailer park. And as luck would have it, Jessica Simpson is promoting it just in time for Christmas!

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Goodies!

Aubrey O’Day Goodies

Jessica Simpson Candids in West Hollywood

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Jessica Simpson spent a night out on the town recently, and we have the pics to prove it.  When I was younger, Jessica was a hot musical goddess.  Now she has lip injections, a sadly selling country album, and a boyfriend that chokes at the most important times (in the bedroom?).  At least Jessica Simpson has the biggest purse I’ve ever seen.  What the hell do you need a purse that big for?  Ridiculous!  Perhaps if she took off that jacket so I can see the goods then I’d enjoy these pics more.  Enjoy these Jessica Simpson photos anyway!

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