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Jennifer Aniston in Vogue, Still Hot

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Jennifer Aniston has kindly given us a nice photo shoot in Vogue this month.  After looking over the photos I can say that she is still lookin’ great! I don’t know how you feel, but Jennifer gives me kind of dirty thoughts ever since Friends.  If she would just get away from John Mayer and all those Hollywood losers, we’d gladly give her as many kids/twins as she desires!  We’ve all seen Jennifer in plenty of bikinis and even tried to see your boobs in The Break Up (all which we loved). Now, if you would just please pose nude for us, Jennifer Aniston!

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer Spotted Together - Again

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer looked content during a late-night hookup with friends at a hotel in West Hollywood. The couple was spotted outside at a courtyard table as John talked amongst friends and Jen lit up one cigarette after another. And it may sound bad, but not so. A source said that the focus of Jennifer and John was definitely on each another:

“John and Jen were giving each other longing looks and were practically sitting on one another.”


John Mayer is a Bad Ass

John Mayer has a bad ass Ford! 

Sure, John Mayer has bagged celebri-babes from here to the other side of the world, but just in case you don’t recognize his game, John is kicking it up a notch. Players and hotties take notice and check out the wheels J is sporting! Nope, this is not what I would call flying under the paparazzi’s radar.

WWTDD: “John Mayer drove his new sky blue and orange Ford GT to his personal trainers house yesterday before going to a gas station and then to have lunch with Jennifer Aniston at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Hopefully the big number 6 John has on the side will be enough to make him stand out in a crowd. Maybe he should put Christmas lights around it and a siren on the roof just in case.”

Other Mayer-Aniston Related News:

According to sources, Jen and John are set to move in with one another after dating for (only) the last two months. Insiders say the couple have been looking at beachside homes in Malibu, but I say it’s all horse shit. John Mayer settle down? I don’t think so. But here’s the quote anyhow:

“They are both smitten with one another and want to spend more time together,” a source says. “They know it hasn’t been long, but they like one another enough that if their relationship doesn’t last, they can still share the house as friends.”

John Mayer Tour

The success of John Mayer’s third studio album, the platinum-certified Continuum, has prompted the announcement of a full summer tour, which will make stops at arenas and amphitheatres throughout the US beginning June 1st in Ridgefield, WA and continuing through August 8th in West Palm Beach, FL. I'm not sure how Jessica Simpson feels about this.

John Mayer on Jessica Simpson – She’s a Blast!

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According to John Mayer, his  relationship with Jessica Simpson is like a trip to Disneyland. It’s a lot of fun. After being pressed numerous times about his fling with the new brunette, Mayer is done holding back his feelings. When asked by Time Out New York, “So, what about Jessica? According to Extra, you can’t deny you’re a couple anymore,” Mayer shot back: “I don’t think I’ve ever denied it. When did I deny it?”