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Sure, John Mayer has bagged celebri-babes from here to the other side of the world, but just in case you don’t recognize his game, John is kicking it up a notch. Players and hotties take notice and check out the wheels J is sporting! Nope, this is not what I would call flying under the paparazzi’s radar.

WWTDD: “John Mayer drove his new sky blue and orange Ford GT to his personal trainers house yesterday before going to a gas station and then to have lunch with Jennifer Aniston at the Beverly Hills Hotel. Hopefully the big number 6 John has on the side will be enough to make him stand out in a crowd. Maybe he should put Christmas lights around it and a siren on the roof just in case.”

Other Mayer-Aniston Related News:

According to sources, Jen and John are set to move in with one another after dating for (only) the last two months. Insiders say the couple have been looking at beachside homes in Malibu, but I say it’s all horse shit. John Mayer settle down? I don’t think so. But here’s the quote anyhow:

“They are both smitten with one another and want to spend more time together,” a source says. “They know it hasn’t been long, but they like one another enough that if their relationship doesn’t last, they can still share the house as friends.”

John Mayer has a stalker? Well, maybe, but maybe not. John has posted an interesting message to his ex-girlfriend on his personal blog. He insists that the ex stop all attempts to talk to him because he is done with her. The message on his site reads:

“Dear Ex Lover,

Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying. I hop this is enough closure for you.”

Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.”

John likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. We already know he’s been with Jessica Simpson, Cameron Diaz and most recently Minka Kelly. Is this letter to her? I can’t tell you guys that, but I can tell you he likes to snag women while they are down — and vulnerable.

The success of John Mayer’s third studio album, the platinum-certified Continuum, has prompted the announcement of a full summer tour, which will make stops at arenas and amphitheatres throughout the US beginning June 1st in Ridgefield, WA and continuing through August 8th in West Palm Beach, FL. I'm not sure how Jessica Simpson feels about this.

Here's Jessica Simpson pretty much all in black as she runs a few errands around town. As it turns out, Jessica and John Mayer are in fact at item, despite the fact that they originally denied press allegations. I am not sure exactly what she sees in John, but I am well aware of what John sees in Jessica. I just can't belive it, John Mayer is dating Jessica Simpson? What has the world come to? John, you're a dog!