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Katie Holmes Breaks Down!
Katie Holmes has finally hit the wall! I guess she could really only take so much Tom Cruise before she finally collapsed from all of his Scientological bullshit. All I can say is that Katie is even tougher than I gave her credit for! Star magazine reports:
“When Katie recently lunched at her favorite restaurant, L.A.’s Joan’s on Third, it was obvious that something was terribly wrong. She seemed exhausted, her skin was pale, and she looked feeble and emaciated. “She gave us a weak smile and wave before leaving out the back door,” says an eyewitness at the restaurant. Once outside, a confused and unsteady Katie braced herself against the doorframe before her bodyguard carefully guided her into a waiting SUV.”
Are you surprised that Katie broke down? Is anyone out there surprised? If you are a regular reader of this site, you know we think Tom is a complete and total nut-job! Katie was a saint that got into something way over her head and now the so-called “heaven” is over! Get your kid and get the hell out! — More about her breakdown!
Katie Holmes Clothing Line Coming Soon
Katie Holmes is going to launch her own line of clothing, just like every other celebrity. I’m sure her signiture designs will look just like everyone else’s signiture designs. How many different lines of clothes do we really need? I wear the same pair of jeans all week — and stand them in the corner when I go to bed!
Katie is collaborating with Armani to release a collection called “Katie Holmes for Armani.” The clothing line will include duds for toddlers, children and women. In addition, she will also design a line of handbags. The collections will be released in Saks Fifth Avenue and Barneys New York in spring 2009. I’m sure her clothing line, like her man Tom Cruise, will simply be pure heaven. I. can’t. wait.
In unrelated news, NewsToob will be releasing it’s own clothing line.
A Look Back at Katie Holme’s Fashion Choices:
Katie Holmes Could Be Pregnant
I swear it must be in the damn water or something. Now sources are saying that the next pregnant celebrity is none other than Katie Holmes. An eyewitness tells OK! Magazine:
“She has that special glow that only pregnant women have. I would say there is a strong possibility that she’s pregnant.”
If the rumors are true, let’s just hope the baby doesn’t come out looking like this!
Katie Holmes Says Tom Cruise is Heaven
Katie Holmes says being with Tom Cruise is like “being in heaven.” Katie, 29, added that Tom and their 22-month-old daughter, Suri, complete her.
“Being in heaven was falling in love with Tom and having our daughter. I’m such a lucky woman. Sometimes I feel like I’m dreaming. It was always my dream as a child to marry Tom Cruise.”
I don’t know about you, but something about that quote is a little sickening. The only thing worse would be if we could get a quote of 45-year old Tom Cruise saying he “wanted to marry Katie since she was just a child.” Ugh!
Katie, continued, saying of Tom:
“He is the most amazing man in the world. I’m so happy. I love him. I feel like he’s made my life. He’s just amazing. He’s kind, generous, smart, he’s Tom Cruise – he’s the most artistic man I’ve ever met. He makes me laugh like I’ve never laughed.”
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Really Are One
We all know Tom Cruise is pretty much nuts and I have to think that Katie Holmes is pyscho by default, simply because she is shackled and chained to Tommy boy. I hate to be glib, but the above photo of a “gender merge” of Tom and Katie Holmes is disturbing on many levels. Many, many levels.
Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise Going Naked
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were apparently so impressed with the photos of David and Victoria Beckham in W magazine that they’ve decided they may want to do a similar spread. And this is not a rumor! Tom, are you sure being nude in a magazine with your wife is acceptable under the beliefs of Scientology?
A friend of Tom’s stated:
“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”
Beckhams Welcomed by Hollywood
After David Beckham played all of 13 minutes with the L.A. Galaxy, lost, and collected his $1M in pay, Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and Will and Jada Pinkett Smith hosted a grand welcome party for David and Victoria Beckham Sunday night. The party place, the Museum of Contemporary Art’s Geffen Contemporary in L.A. And of course, Hollywood elite showed up for the event.
Holmes, JT, Underwood: Most Influential Celebs
Katie Holmes, Justin Timberlake, Carrie Underwood and Dannielynn, are among OK! magazine’s list of “most influential” celebrities. The list of 19 famous faces, which appears in the magazine’s latest issue, on newsstands Friday, was separated by editors into six categories: beauty queens, style setters, entertainers, newsmakers, survivors and body shapers.
Katie Holmes Goes Bazaar
Here’s the cover shot of Katie Holmes in the March issue of Harper’s Bazaar. Speaking of bizarre, not Bazaar, Tom Cruise is a Scientology freak! I used to think Katie was o.k., but after she went cruise-in’, it was all over. But you can check the rest of Katie’s photoshoot with Bazaar at TabloidWhore.
Do, Re, Mi, Tom?
There is music in the air, well that’s what Tom Cruise thinks anyway. The blockbuster star and his wife, Katie Holmes, are releasing a record. Why oh why are stars just not happy with what career they are good at?
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