Kevin Federline Photos and News

K-Fat is Back!

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Ok, ladies try and contain yourselves!  I know you girls have always had your eyes on K-Fed, and now that he’s looking large and in charge (keyword “large”) your hearts are fluttering.  Now the decision really comes down to lard ass Federline or Justin Timberlake’s stuffed speedo!  Choose wisely, Mr. Right is waiting.

Kevin Federline Contacted by PETA – Get the Dog!

Kevin Federline Contacted by PETA 

K-Fed may have physical custody of his children with Britney Spears, but People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals is urging Kevin Federline to take the custody battle to the doghouse. In a letter faxed to K-Fed, PETA President Ingrid Newkirk requested that he ask the judge for custody of the couple’s pets. “It’s no secret that Ms. Spears’ impetuous ‘pet’ purchases and lack of caretaking skills have been a serious concern of ours,” she wrote, noting that in 2006 the singer was “the overwhelming choice” for worst celebrity dog owner in polls conducted by New York Dog and Hollywood Dog magazines.

Britney Spears’ Ass. Gets Served

 Britney Spears’ Ass. Gets Served

Britney Spears‘ assistant has been subpoenaed to offer a statement in a legal matter concerning Brit and ex-hubby Kevin Federline. K-Fed’s attorney told the AP that Alli Sims would be asked to give a deposition “in connection with the Britney Spears-Kevin Federline issue,” but he did not reveal any specifics.


Britney Spears Admits She Was Lost

Britney Spears was lost 

Britney Spears has finally broken the silence on her divorce from Kevin Federline and her trip to rehab.

“Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce.

I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.”

K-Fed Finally Gets K-Paid

Kevin FederlineAccording to the latest issue of Life&Style, Britney Spears and K-Fed have resolved their custody issues, with Britney retaining physical custody of Sean and Jayden. In monetary matters, K-Fed will receive half of the earnings from the sale of their $13.5 million Malibu estate, $500 000 in cash and all the lovely jewels he received during their short marriage.  Unfortunately, K-Fed may not get to keep his Ferrari due to the pre-nup they signed. At this point, I am not sure who should have the kids.  Neither one of them is very stable. 

KFed Wants it All

Kevin Federline

It appears Kevin Federline is going for broke.  He has apparently turned down the 10 million dollar divorce settlement and is holding out for 50 million.  Life and Style had this to say:

The only way Britney Spears can guarantee she’ll keep custody of her sons, Sean Preston, 16 months, and Jayden James, 4 months, is to give in to Kevin Federline’s settlement demands.   Brit’s estranged hubby turned down a $10 million offer in December and is now asking for an astonishing $50 million — about one third of Brit’s net worth — to give up full custody of the kids.  “She’s been crying practically nonstop,” says a friend of Brit’s.

KFed Gets Served by Lindsay

Kevin FederlineLooks like Kevin Federline is tryin' to get his mojo back and aiming it at Lindsay Lohan.  He apparently sent Lindsay a text message saying, "We should hang out."  US says:

“She was totally grossed out,” a Lohan pal tells Us.  Says another, “She thought it was hilarious.”  However, Federline didn’t appreciate Lohan’s “Why would I hang out with you?” reply.  He fired back, calling her a "firecrotch."  Says the source, “She couldn’t believe he was so pathetic. She doesn’t want him using her to make Britney jealous.”

K-Fed Threatening to Sing Like a Bird

I'm a dumbass!Will Kevin Federline tell all about Britney Spears?  Duh, of course he will, he's semi-rich white trash looking for some bank!  K-Fed is prepared to write a steamy, scandal-filled book about his estranged wife that could include shocking details about wild drinking, alleged drug use, her sexual attraction towards other women — as well as her supposed belief in time-travel, according to the new issue of Star.

However, the aspiring rapper may not write the book if he gets what he wants in a divorce settlement from his famous wife.  Sounds like blackmail to me!

Bette Midler Gives Spears, Hilton Tongue Lashing

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Bette Midler has lashed out at Britney Spears and Paris Hilton, calling the pair "wild and woolly sluts." “I’ve been on the other side to these wild and wooly sluts that we are seeing around our lives these days," Midler, 61, told the entertainment TV show "Extra," alluding to Spears' and Hilton’s recent out-on-the town antics. "I’ve taken the other side … I started my life out as pretty wild, but I have decided after much growing and living that its time that we got nicer!” Referring to the duo's penchant for going without panties, Midler joked: “And I’m wearing underwear…a lot of underwear.

Britney Spears & Paris Hilton: Girls Just Wanna Have Fun!

Britney & Paris

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have become the best of friends since the pop superstar filed for divorce from Kevin Federline, the two are now like sisters, according to Hilton’s representative. The phantastic party pals  have frequently been spotted out on the town over the past several weeks, and according to Hilton’s spokesman Elliott Mintz it’s more than just a passing fancy.

K-Fed Might Have Been Having an Affair

K-Fed

I know by now everyone has to be tired of reading about K-Fed and Britney Spears, I know I am.  However there is reason to believe that Kevin Federline might have been having an affair with former porn star Kendra Jade – and this will just add more proof that he is a loser!

Kendra Jade

The two met in Las Vegas back in December 2005 when Britney was visiting family in Louisiana, according to Star magazine.

“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”