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Celebrity Lindsay Lohan is only 23 years old, but it looks like her living hard is catching up with her fast. She looks so bad, in fact, that even her hollow-headed dad has taken notice. But Lindsay will have no part of that. Lindsay Lohan will seek a restraining order against her meddlesome dad, after Michael Lohan said during an interview that he’d like to “kidnap” the troubled actress to steer her away from bad influences. They are both a little insane in the membrane, but I think daddy is right.  

Everyone knows celebrity Lindsay Lohan has great breasts, especially Lindsay Lohan herself. With that said, it’s no surprise that Lindsay is teasing the world once again with these artistic topless photos. Lindsay really, really wants us to worship her best features, and since she is not really doing anything now days the only way to keep all eyes on her is to take off her top. Remember Lindsay’s thinly-veiled nude photos from “New York Magazine?” Or how about the frequency at which her bra-less photos ”luckily” find their way into the press? Yeah, Lindsay Lohan wants us to want her and her magnificent breasts. Mission accomplished.

It was only a matter of time before Lindsay Lohan would go back to the hetero side. Come on, she said she wasn’t a lesbian and “barely bisexual.” That should give it away right there.  Now it has come to our attention that Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson have been fighting about penises (or perhaps the fact Samantha lacks one) and Lindsay’s latest slutty escapes in clubs. A source told The Sun:

“Lindsay and Sam had a huge bust up last week at Pure night club in Las Vegas. Lindsay was flirting with a guy and Sam was ballistic. Lindsay says she loves Sam more than anything but she just can’t help that she is attracted to the opposite sex. She thinks that they should come to some sort of understanding. Lindsay wants an open relationship where she can explore her heterosexuality without feeling guilty or sneaking around.”

Sounds like Lindsay Lohan can’t handle the thought of having a one woman/man relationship. An open relationship is another way of saying, “This ain’t gonna work.” Maybe perhaps we’ll get a good threesome sex tape out of all this! This is only going to end well for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson, we can feel it!

Just when you thought you’d seen all the canoodling Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson could squeeze into their bikinis this week, here they are again! Yes, I know that this makes the third set of Lilo and Sam bikini pics for the week, but these photos are still something to behold. And speaking of hold, they are holding hands. And they are all wet, too! 

Lindsay Lohan is back and filming on the set of Ugly Betty and it appears the directors are going with the same idea as last time (and the time before): Highlight Lindsay Lohans breasts. First it was the actress in a white tank top, then she was in a red tank top, and this latest round of photos from the set features Lindsay in a skin tight dress.

Well, if the system ain’t broke, don’t fix it. 

Lindsay Lohan is so happy about her sex tape — but it’s not what you think! Apparently all the recent Lilo sex-tape-talk was a bit premature, because there is no sex tape — currently. But sources close to the actress say there definitely is a sex tape floating around!

After Lindsay received word that a video featuring her had hit the internet, she jumped on the phone and yelled into it, barking, “How could you! I trusted you!” So that pretty much sums it up. Now it’s just a matter of time.