lingerie Photos and News

Adriana Lima helps unveil the new biofit uplift collection from Victoria’s Secret, but not in the way we want.  If you are going to introduce a new piece of lingerie at least have the decency to model it!  What’s the problem here Adriana Lima?

Normally she’d have been prancing around in her sexy negligee like there’s no tomorrow, and all we get here is her holding up a new bra!  I feel like ripped off and cheated!  You owe us Adriana, oh yes…you owe us big!

I know we’ve all poked fun at countless other celebrities, but this shit might possibly be the worst thing ever!  For some unknown reason Brooke Hogan thought it’d be fun or cool or something to perform in slutty lingerie.  Now normally this might not be a bad thing, it just depends if they can pull it off…and Brooke couldn’t!

According to The Sun,

The reality star - daughter of wrestling legend Hulk Hogan - made an appearance at Mansion nightclub in Miami over the weekend for the premiere of her new TV show Brooke Knows Best, performing with all-girl back-up band The Knockouts.

Wearing a burlesque-style outfit, Brooke didn’t leave much to the imagination as her dad looked on from the VIP area alongside new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.

Really, can someone tell me what she was thinking?  Did she actually think she looked good wearing these resale shop pieces of lingerie?  Newsflash, you didn’t Brooke!  If you think you can stomach more of this catastrophe, you should really watch the video.

There’s more pictures than you can imagine on the next page!

Singer and not-so-good actress Jessica Simpson is now a lingerie designer, so look out Victoria’s Secret! And if Jessica’s lingerie designing skill is as thinly-veiled as her acting chops, guys around the world are going to love her lingerie!

And in case you forgot, Jessica already has semi-successful handbag, shoe, sunglass, and swimsuit lines. But is that enough? Not no, but hell no! She just added Jessica Simpson’s Intimates and is creating a blonde empire to destroy the world as we now know it! According to the good folks at People:

“The collection of bras, undies, sleepwear and daywear will hit major department stores and online shopping sites just in time for spring ‘09. Jessica tells Women’s Wear Daily, “I like different lingerie for different occasions. I think that’s the best thing about it. You can feel sexy or girly depending on your mood.” She also promises to included a stylish assortment of shapewear so women no longer need to worry about panty lines.”

Denise Milani is so super HOT in these photos, you’ve got to see to believe! If you’ve not heard of Denise, then my condolences to your very sheltered past, but it’s time to, uh, BUST OUT the Denise Milani photos for your viewing pleasure! Enjoy them, you can thank me later!

Bonus Denise Milani Pics:

It’s 2008 and we’re going to start the new year off right with our latest Hottie of the Month Heidi Cortez!  If you somehow haven’t heard of Heidi don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of goodies and information to get you acquainted.

Heidi isn’t just your ordinary run of the mill hottie with all body and no brains.  She has accomplished quite a few things including opening her own tanning salon Cabana Tans, appearing in Playboy, and even has her own book “Heidi’s Bedtime Stories“.

Now that you’ve seen a little of Heidi, hop inside for the rest of the good stuff!  Many more photos, personal information, and our questions and answers with Heidi.