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Michael Jackson Just Needs to Give Up

July 10th, 2008 • ToobMaster • 0 comments • Filed Under

Michael Jackson is Whack

It’s nothing new to us that Michael Jackson is a freak of nature, but there comes a time when you just need to give up.  And now seems like a good time!  Really, what is the point in going out in public like this? 

All you are going to do is scare the shit out of little children Michael Jackson, but what’s new? Hell, I’m even getting scared!

Be Thankful on Thanksgiving Like Michael Jackson

November 21st, 2007 • Big Toober • 2 comments • Filed Under

Be Thankful on Thanksgiving Like Michael Jackson

America is the greatest country in the world, so be thankful for everything you have! When this country was first claimed by western Europeans (away from the Native Americans), there was nothing here but beautiful landscapes and abounding native wildlife, but neither an iPhone nor reality TV.

In the matter of several hundred years, America has really has made anything possible. Minerals and metals were turned into computers, vehicles can be found via satellite, “special needs” persons can become President, and even a good African-American boy can grow up to be a psychotic white woman.

Yes, we have a lot to be thankful for!

Weekly Links on the Toob

February 2nd, 2007 • ToobMaster • 0 comments • Filed Under

Johnny Knoxville & WifeWell another week has gone and here's some links to wrap it up!

Michael Jackson is Back - He Just Can’t Beat It

January 29th, 2007 • Big Toober • 0 comments • Filed Under

Michael Jackson VictimWell OK, he probably can… and children and monkeys are taking Wacko Jacko’s move back very seriously. According to SnarkyGossip.com, Michael Jackson is back in the United States after living in Bahrain, France and Ireland. He emerged today to confirm to The AP that he is back after more than a year in self-imposed exile following his acquittal in a high-profile child molestation trial that ended in June 2005. They also said he is on the comeback trail - planning a pair of “fan appreciation events” in Japan in March, one of which will charge $3,300 for the opportunity to meet the Gloved One.

Michael Jackson Biography

July 11th, 2006 • Big Toober • 0 comments • Filed Under

Michael Jackson was unquestionably the biggest pop star of the '80s, and certainly one of the most popular recording artists of all time. In his prime, Jackson was an unstoppable juggernaut, possessed of all the tools to dominate the charts seemingly at will: an instantly identifiable voice, eye-popping dance moves, stunning musical versatility, and loads of sheer star power. His 1982 blockbuster Thriller became the biggest-selling album of all time (probably his best-known accomplishment), and he was the first black artist to find stardom on MTV, breaking down innumerable boundaries both for his race and for music video as an art form. Yet as Jackson's career began, very gradually, to descend from the dizzying heights of his peak years, most of the media's attention focused on his increasingly bizarre eccentricities; he was often depicted as an arrested man-child, completely sheltered from adult reality by a life spent in show business.