Nuts Photos and News
Danielle Lloyd Pics from Nuts
Danielle Lloyd and Nuts magazine always makes a wonderful combination! The latest example of this is a wonderful pictoral of blindfolds, nudity, breasts, and the usual that makes me go ga-ga for Danielle. What am I saying, her just standing there mostly clothed makes me go crazy! There’s just something about Danielle Lloyd that can make me go crazy. Number one thing is those amazing breasts. The rest is just icing on the cake! Me likee Danielle Lloyd long time!
Jennifer Ellison is a Saint in Nuts Magazine
Now there is no way in hell I would pass up an opportunity to show you Jennifer Ellison in Nuts magazine! You know that a hot, busty model like this is the perfect thing to wake up to on Hump Day! The last of the summer school breaks are starting as well, so here’s some great breasts to get you started! Jennifer has a pretty outstanding bod that she apparently can’t keep from showing off. That’s okay because I would stare at Jennifer Ellison any day of the week!
Kelly Brook in Lingerie is “Nuts”
Kelly Brook is in the “Big Boob” issue of Nuts, and the model looks amazing in some black lingerie. Kelly caught my eye a while back, and I love seeing everything I can of her. She definitely has some amazing cleavage! I love her quote about how much she likes sex and how it’s a good workout. I totally agree with her. I would be more than happy to be a spotter and personal trainer to Kelly Brook if she ever needs help with that workout!
Diora Baird is a Sex Slave
Diora Baird shows us a lot of what makes her famous in Nuts. Diora is a sex slave in the new Star Trek — a position that I wish she held with me! The beautiful model and actress will hopefully be showing off plenty of her 32DD’s on the big screen. It will at least give me something to watch should the movie be horrible. I will definitely love watching Diora Baird bounce around the screen. I think I need a sex slave in my life, either alien or human. Diora would definitely be encouraged to apply!
Danielle Lloyd in a Bikini is Nuts
Danielle Lloyd once again gives us the lovely pleasure of seeing her in a bikini. This time it’s at the Aphrodite Waterpark in Paphos, Cyprus for another issue of Nuts. These photos give us some bikini photos that aren’t overly photoshopped. Danielle is a very reliable beauty. For starters, she is always smokin’ hot, and every picture I have seen of Danielle is absolutely amazing! She definitely helped us wish everybody a Merry Christmas. I am on pins and needles until I get to see Danielle Lloyd again!
Jennifer Ellison Goes Nuts in Mauritius
Jennifer Ellison shows off her bikinis in Mauritius in an issue of Nuts magazine. I haven’t heard much about Jennifer in a good while, so it is good to know that she’s still alive and being sexy! Her calendar was hot, but there’s not much like actual beach shots of her to know that it’s completely for real. Who am I kidding, these pics of Jennifer were probably photoshopped, but it doesn’t stop me from enjoying them! In fact, I’d enjoy Jennifer Ellison pictures in any setting! Hopefully we’ll get to see better quality pics soon!
Gemma Atkinson Makes Me Nuts
Gemma Atkinson has once again graced Nuts magazine with her beautiful body! Gemma is listed as Britain’s hottest single lady and that surprises me. Not that Gemma Atkinson is hot, but this full-breasted celebrity is single. I would love to take out the beautiful, bountiful model any day of the week. Accents really do it for me and Gemma Atkinson looks to be a great catch for any guy! Especially if that guy were me!
Goodies!
- AnnaLynne McCord might be a lesbian – Celebslam
- Beyonce Knowles is a great dancer! – HQ Celebrity
- Nuts Magazine 50 Sexiest Moments of 2008 – Celeb Gossipz
- Heidi and Spencer’s wedding was basically faked – WWTDD
- Vanessa Hudgens and Paris Hilton have similar taste – Pick Me Up! News
- Nicole Richie’s getting married on daughter’s birthday – Allie is Wired
- Listen to Britney Spear’s full new album – Hollywire
- Pete Wentz explains idiotic kid’s name – Anything Hollywood
Nicola McLean’s Breasts are Nuts
Nicola McLean makes my lack of sleep completely worthwhile. Nicola is featured in Nuts Magazine in a sexy jungle setting. She is on I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here, a UK reality show about living in the jungle (Survivor anyone?). If she could have found a body of water, Nicola could have just floated home using her massive 32G breasts as floatation devices. Yes, that’s a G! She originally thought her 32E’s were not big enough for her! Nicola McLean has the right idea in my book, especially with showing them to me! Whoever said more than a handful is a waste was a complete loser (and a breast virgin)!
Goodies!
- Marisa Miller is nude (and a great ass) – Egotastic!
- Coco has got some serious ass! – Pick Me Up! News
- Kate Winslet in Vanity Fair (another great ass to see) – WWTDD
- Hayden Panettiere = tranny? – Celebslam
- Jennifer Connelly is nice to look at (and seems a great ass) – Celeb Gossipz
- Katy Perry and her cleavage look tasty – Celebrity Odor
- Sammy Braddy huge breasts bared in Front Magazine – Totally Crap
- Still don’t know what these promo girls are advertising – COED Magazine
- Gemma Atkinson’s 10 hottest videos – Manofest
- Rate real women’s breasts (yes, you get to see real women’s boobs!) – Nuts
























