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Skank Alert, Really
In case you missed this breaking news, Paris Hilton is a skank. No, really. Here she is at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. As you can see from the pics, Paris looks almost as good as the average hooker, unless you’re in Las Vegas. I don’t know if Paris Hilton took home a Really Award, but she should have at least won the one for the most skanky celebrity (without panties).
Paris Hilton Parties It Up
Paris Hilton took her magic boobs out to the Bardot Night Club for a single night out. Dressed up in some leather rocker chick outfit, Paris Hilton’s magic boobs once again inflated to impress everybody. Paris actually looks a bit sexy in these photos, so I think the magic has an effect on me. Sadly, I didn’t see her new BFF around anywhere…wait that’s a good thing! Thank you Paris Hilton for making our lives better with your crappy reality shows!
Paris Hilton Sluts Up the Pussycat Doll Lounge
If there is ever a star-studded event that needs slutting up then you know that Paris Hilton is not far behind. And speaking of behind, Paris slid hers into this black latex dress. And the dress fit her perfectly – just like a glove. But that comes as no surprise because Paris Hilton knows her way around latex. These photos were taken at the opening of the Pussycat Dolls Lounge in West Hollywood.
Paris Hilton Sluts Up the AMAs
What is a superficial awards show without the most shallow celebrity of them all, Paris Hilton? Check out Paris working her body to the max during her photo call at the 2008 American Music Awards. I haven’t seen Paris in these sorts of positions since her famous sex tape. She doesn’t look very happy, but that’s probably due to the recent breakup with her jackass boyfriend. On the bright side, Paris Hilton’s legs look good.
Paris Hilton Actually Looking Good For Once
Mark it on your calendar, Paris Hilton isn’t looking half bad in these pictures taken from Comic Con. Of course even at her best Paris Hilton still seems a bit fake to me.
Maybe I’m just a bit jealous that she’s filthy rich, has people kissing her ass all day long, and God only knows what else! Oh what am I thinking, I’ve got people kissing my ass all day long too…OK I really don’t, but that’d be nice!
Paris Hilton Gets Tipsy at Club Villa
Paris Hilton was spotted leaving Club Villa and she looked a bit inebriated as she departed the LA hot spot. I know, so what’s new with Paris? Nothing really. She’s still hitting the clubs, partying hard, and drinking the nectar of the Gods, alcohol.
But hey, I can’t hate on Paris Hilton because I – just like her – polished off a whole quart of liquor.
Paris Hilton Has a New Man in Her Life!
Paris Hilton has a new man in her life! Although by looking at him, most would not describe this dude as ”new.” Yeah, he’s old — and a monk! And my early analysis of the relationship describes this pair as “promising.”
A monk is perfect for Paris. She is self-centered and he’s not supposed to speak so she can rattle on all night about her next music single, TV show, or how she’s going to get that bitch Lindsay Lohan.
Oh, and the virgin-like white dress is a nice touch for a first date.
Paris Hilton Photos from 944 Magazine
Paris Hilton is featured in 944 magazine this month wearing next to nothing. I know the guys will not complain about the lack of clothes on this blondie, but Paris really is kind of like one of those abandoned dogs on the street. You keep going, but you can never really get away!
I actually think Paris used her family’s deep pockets to create this magazine just so she could be on the cover and featured inside — kind of like her new reality show.
Paris Shops Early for Christmas
Seriously, do you really think Paris shops for Christmas gifts for other than herself? She’s actually picking up a few things for her and her baby rat. I think she has an assitant to buy and wrap gifts for the family. When the family opens them everyone is surprised, including her. Hey, it’s the thought that counts….
Paris Hilton at the Beach…. Again
Nothing really happening with Paris Hilton today, but I figured you guys would at least like to see what she’s wearing. She’s still enjoying the swimsuit weather and oversized sunglasses, so nothing really to write home about. But hey, everyone have a wonderful weekend!
Paris Hilton Makes a Studio Visit
As Paris Hilton’s ex-co-star/ex-friend Nicole gets sentenced to jail, it appears as if Paris is working as a trendy, undercover agent in these black glasses with her gigantic bag/purse. However, that is not the case, she’s not turned informer or anything like that.
These photos were taken as Paris was visiting with one of the Hollywood studios. Not sure what’s in the works, so stay tuned.
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