Paris Hilton Photos and News
Paris Hilton Poses in Bikini in Dubai
Now, I know that most of you really have no desire to see Paris Hilton, but she’s in a bikini! Okay, a swimsuit really doesn’t really make it any better. I have no idea who in their right mind would really want to photograph Paris in a bikini for any type of ad or anything. I mean, does anybody still think she’s hot and would buy a product because of her sex appeal? Do people think Paris has sex appeal? I certainly don’t! I happen to find Paris Hilton extremely annoying and in need of some breasts!
Paris Hilton Brings Out the Swimsuit
Paris Hilton brought out a swimsuit in the deluge of celebrities at Cannes. I’m actually a fan of the suit, just not a fan of Paris. I think the heiress looks consistently ridiculous in her headbands that it’s not even funny anymore. I mean, come on Paris. Thankfully, the pool water has chlorine in it that hopefully neutralizes some of the things that live in her nether regions. Still, I wouldn’t go swimming with Paris Hilton just to be safe. Sea monsters might come out of there.
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Paris Hilton is Disappointing
I’m sorry, but I think Paris Hilton just looks kind of silly. These pictures of the heiress with her boyfriend disappoint me. Paris is wearing a silly jacket with an equally silly headband. The photos were also advertised to contain a see through shirt with no bra. I’m not quite seeing that. Oh well, I think Paris Hilton has had her 15 minutes, and now we just are going to get disappointing pictures that nobody will want to see.
Paris Hilton Wears Silly Hats
Paris Hilton went to Ariane Hat Boutique and picked out the silliest looking hats I’ve seen. I’m sure the heiress chose hats that were hip and in style, but I think they look dumb. Paris even takes some time out of her busy shopping schedule to model some of the hats for people. Now I’m almost positive that the added publicity from Paris Hilton will have people flocking from everywhere to buy some silly hats!
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Paris Hilton Doesn’t Sell Guess
If I was Guess, there would be no way I would hire Paris Hilton to sell anything. Paris absolutely turns me off in all these pictures for some reason. While it’s fun to hate on her, these ads have gone out of their way to make her look completely not sexy or even pretty. After checking out these not so hot pictures of Paris Hilton, I think my manhood has died…I can’t even get a response from some pictures of hot, naked models…
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Paris Hilton is a Bunny Rabbit
Now that my eyes have recovered finally from Paris Hilton in lingerie, now we see her in a bunny outfit for Easter! While I actually kind of enjoyed the lingerie, Paris looks absolutely ridiculous as a bunny! At least I get to see some cleavage! It’s important to be careful around Paris Hilton, because bunnies probably carry all kinds of diseases!
Paris Hilton in Lingerie
Paris Hilton was running around in lingerie for Hugh Hefner’s 80th birthday. I’m not quite sure I’d call seeing Paris like that necessarily a birthday present, but it isn’t completely repulsive (she actually has a pretty nice body). Especially with his Playmates running around! The heiress actually filled out her lingerie better than her bikinis that we’ve seen recently, which is very interesting. Perhaps Paris has inflatable breasts. The mystery continues with Paris Hilton and her breasts, and hopefully Hugh Hefner appreciated them.
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Paris Hilton is From the Future
Paris Hilton finally shows she’s an alien from the future. You can see from these pictures of her in her bikini. It could explain her ability to think she’s better than everybody and how the celebrity’s body hasn’t been ravaged by all the diseases…she’s immune! I for one think that Paris is not looking hot in these pictures. There’s just something about looking at her that turns me off. Sometimes I think Paris Hilton starts to look attractive, then a few hours later I come back to my senses. It’s probably Paris Hilton’s alien mind control ray.
Paris Hilton at a Beach in Miami
Paris Hilton is not the first name that springs to mind when I think of a hottie in a swimsuit on a beach in Miami. Actually, probably not in the first 25 or so names, but I will say that super-celebrity Paris is not all that horrible in these photos. I do like her bikini photos from Hawaii better, but my personal opinion is just that… mine. I do know that the guy Paris is with looks a bit gay and his brain is probably turning to swiss cheese from a varied list of STDs. But at least he’ll get to see Paris Hilton naked and perhaps even some of her money. Well… the first one we all have seen!
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Paris Hilton Gives Us More Bikini
Paris Hilton gives us another chance to see her in a bikini in Hawaii. This is on a day where even in the Houston, Texas area there’s a high of about 50 degrees and rainy (I know that’s not cold for some of you, but it’s colder than it has been here). Who would’ve thought I’d be turning to pictures of Paris in a bikini to keep me warm! Just like I mentioned in the last set of bikini pictures, Paris is actually looking quite good here. Still, I would give Paris Hilton a no touching clause to our relationship. Better safe than sorry!
Paris Hilton Bikini Candids in Hawaii
Paris Hilton has gone to Hawaii with her bikini to relax. I’m not sure what to think about Paris anymore. Sometimes she’s a nasty, slutty chick that I wouldn’t want to touch with a 1,000 foot pole, but sometimes Paris actually looks great in photos. These bikini pictures are actually pretty good, too. That being said, I still wouldn’t touch Paris Hilton with anything I did not want to sterilize later! What do you think of these pictures of Paris?
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Paris Hilton and Her Green Dress
Paris Hilton was out with her sister recently in this shimmery green number. To me it kind of looks like Paris was trying to wear a green toga. While we don’t get to see the pokies that she has shown us a lot of recently, Paris does give us an okay view of some cleavage. In the end it is good to see Paris playing along and giving us some sexy looks. Sometimes Paris Hilton can be quite decent looking, especially in this green dress. Too bad she’s a CDC hot zone.
Paris Hilton Pokies in London
Paris Hilton will never learn. Paris got all dressed up nice to go out in London and forgot that everybody would be able to see her breasts. That’s good for us, but who really hasn’t seen them yet? I mean, Paris has practically been naked with or seen naked by every guy in America. I guess the publicity for a person with no real contribution to society will make her feel better. These pictures of Paris Hilton have kind of made me feel better too!
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