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Carmen Electra Ruined It For Me

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Carmen Electra definitely ruined it for me! Carmen is looking pretty hot in these photos for Crazy Horse in Paris. Yes, the same show that you can see her topless in other photos on the web. These, however, are ruined by the fact Carmen is wearing pasties over her nipples. I mean, the photos are still pretty sexy in their own right, but they could’ve been made better if Carmen Electra had been able to show off all the goods!

Megan Fox Camel Toe is Nice

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The other day we showed Megan Fox and her lovely nipples, and now today we’re showing you what the actress hides down south. Well, I admit that these pictures are a couple of days old, but this stuff is definitely worthy of still be posted here. It is my opinion that it is time for Megan to do full nudity. All the time. That is of course my professional opinion! All I really know is that Megan Fox is one hot woman, and I’m enjoying seeing her goodies! I want more!

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Olga Kurylenko is Hot Wearing Clothes

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This is one of the first times I’ve really seen Olga Kurylenko wear a lot of clothes. And you know what? Olga’s still freakin’ hot in a dress! Olga attended the Chanel fashion show in Paris and probably wowed everybody that was ther by just showing up looking hot. While not in a bikini, Olga Kurylenko still amazes me with her natural beauty!

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Paris Hilton has Magical Breasts

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Paris Hilton is either someone you love or hate.  While Paris has probably become more of an annoyance than a hot fantasy, there is no denying that something’s up with her breasts.  These magic items can mysteriously inflate and deflate at will!  I mean either that’s some kind of push-up bra or there’s something plastic going on (which Paris Hilton totally denies).  Take a look at the pictures and see for yourself!

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Paris Hilton, Hottie, and Nottie are All Flops

Paris Hilton, Hottie, and Nottie are All Flops

 Paris Hilton’s new film “The Hottie And The Nottie” flopped big time at the box office. The film actually opened in theaters on February 8, but it only earned $225,000! Paris was rightly slammed for her “performance” in the romantic comedy — and one Los Angeles newspaper called it “a blot on even Paris Hilton’s dignity.” Ouch! A source close to the socialite said she is “devastated” that the film wasn’t a hit.

“After her attempt at being a pop star failed, she really wanted to be a proper actress. It’s hard to see how any studio or director will touch her after this.”

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Paris Hilton Goes for Super Tramp!

Paris Hilton Goes for Super Tramp!

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, no… it’s Super Tramp! By day she is mild-mannered Paris Hilton, but at night she switches into her black garter belt, stockings, and micro-mini skirt to prey on innocent club boys and indulge in alcoholic beverages, which only gives her more power. With her wicked powers, she uses the paparazzi to flood the media with photos and videos of her antics, and slowly works her way into the arteries of American mainstream.

Fear the blonde Super Tramp, Paris Hilton! Whore for all, role model for none! 

Paris Hilton Auditions for the Village People?

Paris Hilton: Equal Opportunity Offender

Paris HiltonTheGossipFix.com: Do you remember when Paris was accused of being racist?  Do you remember when Paris’ flack, Elliot Mintz, came out strongly in her defense saying that she was one step away from Sister Theresa in her kindness and goodwill towards all of mankind? Well, our lovely Saint Paris has lost her wings after this lovely rendition of the song We are Family. Check out Paris Hilton singing We Are Family:  The Racist Version.

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