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Why did someone have to take these bikini pictures of our Guess That Ass celebrity? These are the kind of pictures that take all the fun out of this little game of guessing celebrity ass – and remove all the lunch from my stomach!  I’m already having nightmares from just looking at this shit! Good luck though, I guess.

Normally, Tara Reid repulses me to the point I don’t want to even post any pictures of her, but these bikini pictures are an exception. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but Tara Reid doesn’t look half-bad in her bikini.

This might just be because we aren’t getting a good view of her boobs since they are usually all jacked up looking — and the photographer didn’t zoom in on her typically repulsive stomach. No matter how many times we’ve bad mouthed her in the past, I take it all back. Just kidding, it’s just too easy to poke fun at Tara Reid!

OK Tara Reid, make up your damn mind!  First you show us pictures of you in a bikini rubbing your boobs down, and now in these you are covering yourself up.  If you are going to wear a bikini, don’t bother hiding… give the American public something to look at! 

Unless you are covering up for a specific reason such as, um let’s see… being pregnant?

Tara Reid always has some kind of clothing-related issue, or at least so it seems. Have you noticed that you never see Tara on the best-dressed female celebrities lists? Hmm? Maybe it’s because she has a few issues.

It appears a good argument to keep Tara off said lists would be “Exhibit A” above. Ah Daniel-son, you shall be a kung fu master after wrapping me in horizontally-striped fabric!