The Hills Photos and News
Audrina Patridge in a Bikini
These photos of Audrina Patridge in a bikini would be so much better if we could get rid of the lame spiky-haired loser in them. Audrina is only my favorite reality show chick from that show “The Hills” because of her huge fake tits. Not that I like fake tits, but after all she is showing them off. When the wife turns on the show while I’m in the room, Audrina’s breasts help me make it through the drivel of each episode. As a matter of fact, I think they should do the whole show topless. Then, I would definitely watch it–even if it would be just for Audrina Patridge still!
Lauren Conrad is a Malibu Beach Bikini Babe
I’m not exactly the biggest fan of any of the girls from The Hills, but at least Lauren Conrad looks nice in a bikini. While in Malibu, the reality show star busted out a simple swimsuit to wow us and all the beach goers. Unfortunately, all the photos are spoiled by that jackass Lauren is most likely banging. Seriously Lauren, why do that to me? If you want me to see how sexy you and your cleavage are in a bikini, don’t take them with your boyfriend. People like Lauren Conrad need to learn proper bikini etiquette!
Heidi Montag at The Hills Finale
Heidi Montag made her appearance at the festivities for the season finale of The Hills. Even though Heidi is with that annoying douchebag and such, I think her and Audrina run neck and neck for the hottest chick on the show (they both fake anyway). If I’m gonna suffer through an episode, I’d like to at least see Heidi naked once. Anyway, here are some decent photos of Heidi Montag that are ruined by her lame “husband.”
Pussycat Dolls on the Hills Finale
The Pussycat Dolls performed last night on The Hills finale in New York. This was a nice plus after my significant other forced me to suffer through the entire finale and after show when plenty of other things were on TV. Nicole Scherzinger sadly wore the most clothes of all the girls, and seemed to be the only one with real talent and singing ability in the group (the only one Pussycat Doll that sang for the most part). The Pussycat Dolls are definitely about T&A, including Nicole, but it didn’t stop me from enjoying their performance!
Audrina Patridge Getting Bigger
Audrina Patridge has been seen around town recently and from the looks of things she might have made a stop at her favorite plastic surgeon. Either that or she’s got a hose she can hook a bicycle pump to them and inflate. Even if they’re not bigger, we still don’t care! We’d go for a visit in Audrina’s hills, and then we’d definitely go down under for a week’s vacation!
Goodies!
- Heidi and Spencer are annoying camera hogs! – Celebslam
- Rachel Bilson’s spandex booty – Ninja Dude
- Shauna Sand looking sexily lifeless – HQ Celebrity
- Ashlee Simpson had a pooh shower – Hollywire
- Celebrity obsession reduces fear of death – Anything Hollywood
- Adriana Lima wears sexy bras – Celeb Gossipz
- Fifteen hottest playmates of all time – Spike
- Mary Castro made my day – Gorilla Mask
Lauren Conrad at The Hills Season Finale
The season finale of “The Hills” is bringing all the celebrities out, and the women are dressed to impress! I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that Lauren Conrad is stealing the show, especially when compared to Audrina Patridge. Well, it makes sense… Lauren does have her own clothing line after all.
Audrina Patridge at The Hills Season Finale
Does anyone actually watch “The Hills“? I’ll be the first to admit I don’t and probably won’t ever! Even with the sexy Audrina Patridge, it still doesn’t catch my eye. I’d rather sit and watch Britney Spears on “How I Met Your Mother“… just joking, that shit sucks just as bad!
For you “Hills” fans out there, here are some pictures of Audrina Patridge at the season finale. Enjoy!
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