Tila Tequila Photos and News
Tila Tequila is a Star
Tila Tequila shows off her smoking body at Star magazine’s 5th Anniversary Party in Hollywood recently. Not sure what Tila has been up to, don’t really care. The only reason she’s here today at all is because she looks better than average and it’s Friday, so I don’t give a shit. I suspect Star magazine will still be around another 5 years from now, but I’m not sure about Tila Tequila. I’ll cover any bets, so let’s see what happens.
Tila Tequila is Over the Top!
Tila Tequila is a strange, but out-going celebrity for sure, but check out what she said in an interview:
Q: Do you ever find being bisexual to be totally exhausting?
A: Not really. People have a misconception that just because you’re bisexual, you’re turned on by everyone everywhere you go. That’s totally not true. I think it’s more fun being bisexual, because sometimes you want to get away from guys. And then you go back to girls and you get something totally new and different. Then, after a while, that gets boring, so you go back. It’s always nice to have so many options.
Q: How did you get your name? I’m assuming you don’t come from a long line of Vietnamese Tequilas.
A: Well, my name is Tila, but I got “Tequila” when I was 13. I was hanging with a bunch of friends, we drank tequila for the first time and I puked all over the place. I was really embarrassed, and the next day at school everybody had heard about it. They were winking and laughing and started calling me Tila Tequila. The name kind of stuck with me ever since. It’s got a catchy ring to it, you know?
Q: When you were stripping, did you ever have any awkward run-ins with high-school teachers?
A: I invited my history teacher, who was also the football coach, and I had a big crush on him. I told him that he needed to come visit me and that I wouldn’t tell anybody. He was very tempted, I’m sure, but he never did show up.
Tila Tequila Shows Her Breasts…Again…
I can not tell which one is more popular at this moment, Tila Tequila or her big, fake breasts. Here they both come out for an appearance at the ASCAP Rhythm and Soul Awards (really, more awards?), and for fake breasts, they definitely draw my attention away from Tila. I’m pretty sure that’s what she’s going for anyway. Let’s face it, who really actually cares about Tila Tequila? It’s really easy to forget about Tila, but she does a good job of turning the spotlight back onto herself, especially when she brings POW! and BAM! out to play. Perhaps one day Tila’s few minutes of fame will be over and both her and her breasts will disappear into obscurity! Someday.
Tila Tequila Shows More Pow! Bam!
Yes, just went you though Tila Tequila was annoying enough, she shows up at a red carpet photo session and shows off her breasts again. Looking at the “celebrity” is almost as annoying as her writing on Twitter. You know a woman is a catch when she shows off her breasts and labels them POW! and BAM! It’s the only reason she’s still mentioned anymore. Her tits are fake I’m sure, but at least Tila has a body that is worth looking at. You know, in a pinch when you’re really desperate for a woman’s body. Tila Tequila may actually be able to help you then!
Tila Tequila Has to be the Most Annoying Person on Twitter
I’ve just recently started dabbling with Twitter to see what all the hype is about and I just couldn’t help notice that Tila Tequila has to be one of the most annoying people on there! I have tried giving her the benefit of the doubt and followed her for about as long as I can stand. Just read some of the stuff she tweets about and decide for yourself!
officialTila:
Even my TITTIES DONT CARE ABOUT HATERS! Look at my new profile picture…what does it say? POW BAM! Shut ya asses up haters! I got TILA ARMY
So from now on, if anyone wanna mess with you, just tell ‘em “IM GONNA SLAP A HOE” and u can borrow my POW BAM titties to do that anytime!
Just write this on ya page: I will SLAP A HOE with @officialTila POW BAM titties if they keep messing with me! Them thangs are POWERFUL!!!
Now we don’t have to remind you how much we appreciate titties here on the site, but really…BAM Pow? To each their own I guess, I mean I guess I could brand my member as Boomstick or Thundercock! Note to self…no follow officialTila ASAP!
Tila Tequila Bikini Pictures
It’s actually been a while since I’ve really seen Tila Tequila in a bikini. I’m actually not impressed. I guess it’s just the entire look about her that I can’t stand. Plus Tila is annoying as hell. I would say that the “celebrity” had a nice bikini body if she didn’t look like a man at times and had fake breasts. I mean, those are probably the only reason she’s famous, right? Well, that and she’s willing to be bisexual and make out with girls. Almost a redeeming quality! I guess I’m just not that into Tila Tequila anymore.
Tila Tequila is Not For Me
Tila Tequila was seen leaving the Bar Delux in Hollywood, and the MySpace girl turned celebrity just doesn’t do anything for me. I mean, Tila has a nice, big chest that is obviously fake and looks like implants on a tranny. I honestly don’t really know why she’s famous other than that. It can’t be because Tila wrote a book. If Tila Tequila disappeared, I probably wouldn’t even notice.
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Tila Tequila Shows Us Why She’s Famous
Tila Tequila showed off the only reasons she’s famous at Mr. Chow. That’s right, I’m talking about Tila’s breasts. How else would you explain a chick that looks like Tila getting a reality show and becoming “famous.” Yep, that’s right! People want to see chicks with big knockers. Tila Tequila fits that criteria pretty easily. But that won’t stop me from looking at Tila’s breasts for a while!
Tila Tequila Showing Cleavage at Guy’s Nightclub
Tila Tequila is like a car wreck to me. Utterly a mess and horrifying but at the same time I cannot stop looking. Tila was signing autographs at the Guy’s nightclub, and her cleavage was once again entrancing me to look in these photos. Not that Tila’s cleavage is bad, but her face, to me, is. I can’t look away! Now that I know Tila Tequila can sign her name and read, she prove to me she’s worth paying attention to…errr…doubt it.
Tila Tequila at Starbucks
Tila Tequila would almost scare me if she walked into a Starbucks I was at. Well, Tila’s girlfriend would even more. Am I the only person that thinks Tila is not attractive and wonders why she became famous? She does look semi-decent in a bikini, and I’ll admit she has some big cleavage, but I would not want to even think of hooking up with her. When chicks like Tila Tequila wear these type of things we call them “sexy” and “tease,” but when I was younger we used words like “slut” and “whore.” Which do you think Tila is?
Hooking Up With Tila Tequila
Who knew Tila Tequila had a book. I didn’t even think that Tila could actually read and/or write much less form coherent sentences for her new book she’s been promoting, Hooking Up With Tila Tequila. Tila probably paid someone to do it for her. The former MySpace whore…err…celebrity was out in New York promoting (and actually reading from) her book. I would have fallen asleep even though her cleavage was making a nice appearance. Maybe Tila Tequila should have worn something more revealing!
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