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Victoria Beckham is not only pencil-thin and insanely-famous, she also likes to get hammered. No, we aren’t talking about anything sexual here, but about Victoria’s use of alcohol. When asked how often she gets drunk, the former Spice Girl confessed:

“all the time. We went to Napa for my birthday. David organized a surprise and we all got drunk and had a laugh. You know I might look like a stony-faced pain in the ass cow but in actual fact, I like to have a laugh. I do like to have a drink and a have a laugh, that kind of thing. I really don’t take myself too seriously, contrary to what people think. I think it’s really important.”

Well, there is the low-down on Victoria Beckham, right out of the horses mouth — or cow as it may be!

While her husband’s fans faint, Victoria Beckham continues to vow she has quit the music business for good. Victoria and the rest of the “Spice Girls” recently kicked off their reunion tour, but then cut it short.

Our insiders claim the 5 member band can’t get along so they have decided to ditch their tour. Victoria is said to have vowed never to perform again after saying her place is in the fashion business. She’s made bad decisions before, so we will see…

Ok, what the hell is up with Victoria Beckham? I don’t think I even need to “point” out the obvious (*cough* breasts *cough*) issues she’s having, but lets just talk about what she’s doing for a second… um, like standing and looking like an idiot for no apparent reason. Not sure if Victoria is simply having some momentary issues or if her body has been taken over by an alien being. Of course, that would explain these Victoria Beckham photos. 

Victoria Beckham and hubby David are unpacked and absolutely loving her new Beverly Hills mansion after moving in over a month ago. The couple believe they have made the right choice, and David had this to say:

“I’ve never seen the kids and Victoria so happy. The kids have reacted in the right way, they’ve adapted in the right way. That’s the best part for me, to have a happy family, happy children, and everything else is good,” he said.

David Beckham and wife Victoria managed to snag the cover of W magazine just in time for their move to the states! According to Victoria, or Posh, or whatever you want to call her, they “actually think they are moving to Disneyland.” Hey, it’s L.A., that’s close enough!