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Phil Spector Murder Trial
Speaking of murder, take a look at this bastard's hair! Phil Spector looks like a nutcase and I think…scratch that…I know with hair like that he is! Jury selection began on Monday in the murder trial of pioneering rock producer Phil Spector. He showed up in Los Angeles court sporting a new blondish-gray shag and ironically smiling as he made his way past photographers. The trial gets under way more than four years after B-movie actress Lana Clarkson was killed at Spector's fake-ass castle outside Los Angeles on February 3, 2003.
Britney Spears Attempted Suicide While in Rehab
I was kind of poking fun at Britney, but now I believe she has serious mental issues. Britney Spears has totally flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened rehab staffers. She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head.
Astronaut Lisa Nowak’s Kidnapping Plot?
O.k., this puts the "space" in space cadet! Believe it or 'naut, real-life Astronaut Lisa Nowak drove 900 miles, dressed in a disguise (and wearing a diaper), and packed a B.B. gun, stell mallet and rubber tubing in order to apprehend a woman she believed was trying to make a move on the space shuttle pilot, a man that Nowak wants to pursue a relationship with. Nowak was arrested yesterday and police charged her with attempted kidnapping. Talk about a woman on a mission!
Britney Spears Voted Worst Dog Parent?
When it comes to celebrity dog-parenting skills, Oprah Winfrey is tops on the list and Britney Spears is the world’s worst, according to an online vote by readers of two dog magazines.
“Britney was the overwhelming choice” for worst celebrity dog owner for 2006, Hilary O’Hagan, editor of The New York Dog and The Hollywood Dog magazines, said in a statement. “She once had three Chihuahuas … and never left home without at least one of them on her arm,” O’Hagan said. As soon as Brit met K-Fed and had kids, the dogs disappeared. You just didn’t see them anymore.”
On the flip side, Britney was voted world’s best in another category…for really taking the time to show off her pussy cat.
Laptop Helps Bust Brazilian Burglary
A Brazilian businessman traveling in Germany watched by live video as a burglar robbed his house on the other side of the Atlantic Ocean in Brazil. The businessman, Joao Pedro Wettlauser, was in Cologne this weekend when he received an alert on his cell phone from the security system in his beach house in Guaruja in Sao Paulo state, police said on Tuesday. He logged on to his laptop and via the Internet saw live images of the burglar at work. He then phoned his wife, who was not at the house but called the local police. Once police were alerted, they rushed to the house and arrested the robber as he was trying on his clothes. "The wife told us the details about the thief and where in the house he was as we surrounded the house," a police officer said.
Ninja Blogger Jacks Laptop Computer
Today, a blogger we will refer to as the Ninja Blogger, allegedly inconspicously removed a computer from a chain computer outlet, which we will refer to a CC, while in broad daylight. The supposed Ninja apparently cased the facilities earlier last week, and at that time he was undetected as well, according to a group of skateboard punks outside the business. The group leader reported, "We couldn't see a thing, but we knew something strange was going on. There was a noise straight out of the X-Files and then….nothing." The boy had recently purchased a bottle of soda and a candy bar, but upon inspection, found that the bottle was empty and the candy bar had been replaced with a granola bar.
Houston Rapist Preys on Men
Just when you thought it was safe to be a man! A rapist who preys on young men has struck five times in the Houston area since mid-September, and police said Monday there may be even more victims, but they are too ashamed to come forward. The rapist typically stalks, robs and sexually assaults his victims at gunpoint, apparently choosing them at random and attacking them near or inside their homes, police said. The most recent attack was Nov. 30.
K-Fed Might Have Been Having an Affair
I know by now everyone has to be tired of reading about K-Fed and Britney Spears, I know I am. However there is reason to believe that Kevin Federline might have been having an affair with former porn star Kendra Jade – and this will just add more proof that he is a loser!
The two met in Las Vegas back in December 2005 when Britney was visiting family in Louisiana, according to Star magazine.
“Kev and Kendra had sex at their friends’ apartment multiple times, starting in early October,” a source told the tab. “Their friend would phone Kendra and a few other girls to come hang out, and it would always end up with Kevin and Kendra heading off to the spare bedroom!”
Kelly Ripa Shows No Love for Clay Aiken
Kelly Ripa shows little love for?her had-been cohost?and former?American Idol? loser Clay Aiken.? Apparently, his attitude and his actions towards Ripa caused quite a stir on last weeks show, with the aftermath still playing out.
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